Burt’s Bee’s, much better
Made too many long orders at the McTauren’s I work at
Divorced too many people in a small amount of time.
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Cat fished me. I was expecting a handsome orc man, instead, turned out to be a Gnome.
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Speaking of catfish, I read the name as “Furrybra”
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“Why would I put a war hammer on the candelabra?” She asked in that sultry voice of hers.
“Because you are ‘arm a light?’”
I really, really hate it when she lets her fire elemental announce the divorce. /sigh
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I was out for merely a few months and when I come back…she threw her glasses! …HER GLASSES!
This is too much, i can’t live with it.
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refused to give me some cookies.
He insisted that I give him my cookies. I told them they were strong and he should try someone else’s. Well he kept insisting and umm. . .
I heard him yell that if he found a way out of the room he would send a pyroblast my way. I can’t deal with a volatile man like that. I did my best to warn him after all but he just had to have a cookie.
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I got tired of being labelled!
Drink me, eat me, kick me…so done with the labels!
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I tried taming her a monkey and naming it bubbles - thought it’d be cute because she’s a paladin. She went off the deep end about me ‘trying to label her’ and kicked me out.
Literally. My butt is still sore…
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I put in new carpeting after my last marriage fiasco and came home to butt tracks in it. It’s a good thing I keep the divorce-a-pult around for old times sake.
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“Hi hon, what’s that in the corner”
“Divorce-a-pult”
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She is a panda. I just dont think this human/panda thing is gonna work out.
She claimed to be a paladin. A warrior of the light. Yet no matter how hard I tried, I could never seem to get a good look at her.
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I thought you were a male blood elf! I dont know what I was thinking!
One night I found found a blood elf in our house, without any clothes on but his undergarments. She tried to tell me that the blood elf was just some death knight experiment for the ghouls but I knew better. I gave them both Drink Me potions so I could literally kick them out the door.
I should have know better. She talked about blood elves in her sleep. This was a doomed marriage from the start.
I blame myself really. When you are the ‘bad girl’ it is no surprise you get the occaisional servant of the light trying to set you on the path. I thought we could work it out though. Xerris was good with people, not showy and as gentle as spring rain.
But then, I discovered her potion collection, heard about the unfortunate Bandjobs incident and realized my own stocks of venomous tinctures were being depleted.
Just an ordinary Decree Absolute, but watch out. This no ordinary Decree Absolute…
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Cheated on me
Did I expect a rouge not to be a backstabber?
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Although he was funny and very protective, his deep and weird distrust of the color red was unnerving. He kept throwing out my little figurines with rosy cheeks and then sat up all night wondering when they’d return to backstab him. I couldn’t take it any more and had a rogue, heavily made up in rouge sap him and load him in the divorcapult.
Now I keep finding the figurines surrounding the house. I mean, that’s how he positioned them, didn’t he? Um… mm… Just as a coincidence I decided to hang out at the tavern for a while, no reason. /sigh
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