Bounced back to Penumbrae until something else caught my wondering eyes
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You know what they say about working with your partnerâŠ
We were both on the divorse business.
They werenât elven
I thought it was just a nickname until I saw the cupboards full of Pampers. The toaster even whimpered and curled up in Malochaiâs lap while Izzy and I were drinking at the tavern.
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Her big troll feet freaked me out 
Hooves kept ripping the sheets
Iâm not into furries.
He developed an allergy to me.
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Sorry, but one divorce was enoughâŠ
When I was young, I never needed anyoneâŠ
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This oneâs a little happier. I think itâs cute!
She was fun, but that light was really blinding, I could never look at her directly.
I couldnât take all of the animals around the house anymore. My allergies were a nightmare.
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(Was worried that this thread was in a coma when I got back a few days ago)
Worships the moon. I canât have that, so threw him into the Sunwell.
Worships the Light, so I had to drown her in a Moonwell. 
A treehugger, tends to disapprove of my perversion of life as a dk
Thought itâd be funny to reanimate me as a corpse, so I slashed them with my Ashbringer. And underneath the air tank was non other than Don Knotts.
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I was a demon she was a paladin. Ill never forget that time in Storm wind where I saw her standing on the bodies of her fallen enemies but alas our differences were just to great and I hated sharing my beauty products
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He said heâd love me the way I am, but then he turned around and said I needed to update my look. Whatâs that even mean?!
Iâm a skinny troll, and the dog wanted a bone to gnaw on. No thank you!
Wait⊠that seems like a reason to stay together.