Our horns/antlers kept getting stuck together and lets not even go into how we have to special doors JUST FOR YOUR ANTLERS AND HEIGHT! THANKS KRONOH, THATS ANOTHER BILL FOR A NORMAL SIZE DOOR YOU DESTROYED WHILE WE WERE OUT. We’re done!
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Ooh no no, dem sharp teeth be biting me in places I don’t wanna get bit!
(Skip me)
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She was alright, minus the fel smell an what not.
But than it got creepier when i found her secret room…
It was a room full of dismembered toasters and demon parts, and all the way in the back i saw two figures fighting each other…
A Imp and a Possessed toaster raging with fire and screaming his intent too set the world on fire.
Oh and random music was playing… think it was “Burn mf!” by five finger death punch…
The toaster won and looked at me as it’s next victim… so i got outta there and never looked back…
So ya dumped me to go to my ex??? i thought what we had was special D:
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Sorry Hawkens I miss Penumbrae not seen her in a while…Trust Level 3 comes and goes is why lol. I hope she never loses that trust level though, she’s an amazing woman
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I had to divorce Elae because she hadn’t seen Penumbre’s most recent Divorce, roughly 15 hours before this one.
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I divorced you in the hope that Penumbrae comes back so that’s fine
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Was so very happy to see Elae (and her totems… big grin). Caressed her face and playfully ran my finger along her horns… “Such wonderful love handles.” She stood up and yelled something about not being fat and we both said “What?” at the same time. She hit the revolving door so hard it jammed with her in it. Now I’m trying to decide whether to call for help in getting her out or leave it alone as a terrarium. I think I’m probably happy I can’t make out what she’s screaming at me. /sigh
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I was screaming at her that she has fel magic because someone else told me she did so, so suddenly fled in fear
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Our Electricity just wasnt compatible.
I’m allergic to Vulpera fur.
Oh yea? Well I’m allergic to “the light”! That’s the last time I get blackout drunk at Gallywix’s pleasure palace, never know who you’ll accidently marry there!
He was having an affair with Turalyon.
I fled from the fleas
oh sorry that was to Oasis, night elves don’t have fleas. unless you caught them from that Vulp
Statement: I am sorry but since you wont allow me to replace your arms and legs with purple Crystal’s and white steel, there is just no way to make this work.
He looked like egg-man from sonic the hedgehog… i… i was not ready for such of a commitment
i meant temperature wise!
Geez, i was cold from shoveling snow for hours.
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He said the oven was hotter than me 
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Tried to sort out Dreadmoon, Dred Scott, Judge Dredd and well, it just ended up dreadful, which was really good as she liked my cooking.
I mentioned a connection with Elune and she just put her face in her hands for a moment, then got up and said “I’ll never be alive and, strangely, I don’t want you dead. For the moment.” And then walked out after punting Elae out of the revolving door/terrarium. /sigh
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That mog looked terrible.
I was a fool to love an orc. Even if I know they are the Master Race of Azeroth
She cheated on me with a toaster…
And asked me to get her butter…
That’s how the war on toasters began people.
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