she ate cereal with water.
she didn’t wipe with toilet paper, kept using my socks.
kept trying to feed my food i personally don’t like eating. got to the point where i had to buy separate meals, and that just burnt a hole in my wallet.
and the biggest reason, she didn’t want kids.
Just couldn’t see eye-to-eye.
Skäl and farewell!
To loud, always tried to intimidate me.
She kept that helmet on for awhile, specially in intimate reasons…
and for some reason she went on a holy crusade to reclaim Lordaeron an never came back!
Like come on! my chili fries can’t keep warm all day, and lordaeron is covered in blight!
His chili fries were always too cold…like our relationship.
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She’s to damn tall for me.
The first time he touched me I ended up with a third degree burn.
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im in love with me and not you thx bye
Hoped warcable referred to his attributes stop. Instead how he writes stop Cabling divorce stop Heading to tavern stop stop stop seriously stop stop /sigh
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She just didn’t know when to stop.
Skäl.
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She kept believing that she’s a Vrykul in a Elven body; even down to the fake Nordic accent.
I had enough when she started with the Swedish Chef impersonations…
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Could not stop laughing when she popped out of her top the first time she tried the whirling dragon punch and ended up nearly crushing the toaster as she was er… poorly counterbalanced. Was served divorce papers by a Pandaren legal office of We Fight… for Fees. /sigh
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Tried to cook me.
I was not delicious.
I really tried to make it work. She to hung up being short.
He looked so big and meaty but turned out the be all Grisol. /sigh
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The illusion was dispelled and she realized she was married to a gnome.
He kept tryin’ to Rock a Donkey… 
I got nothin’!
I couldn’t afford to make her happy… I’m perma broke 99% of the time. Poor little goblin deserves better. I hooked her up with a single billionare.
She left, but hooked me up with my new lady.
He would never show me his Gorehowl.
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