She had an affair with a Hozen and said she liked his banana.
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One time i came home from work and she told me that things didn’t feel the same and it wasn’t going to work out. I spent too much time away abroad in Eastern Kingdoms and the time apart had made us distant.
Sadly that was the end of our wonderful sweet marriage which began in the streets of orgrimmar so many years ago and now it has all crumbled to dust and ash and all that remains is the withering despair of heartbreaking lonliness
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, I’M NOT A WOMAN! Get the hell out of my house you damned zombie!
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She believed she was a male.
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Wasnt elegant enough
He pooped on the rug.
After whacking him several times with a newspaper, I kicked him out.
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fire hazard
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Did not taste like advertised
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Complained when I kept putting dents in his helm during headbutting exercises.
Complained that I drank too much.
Complained that I fought too much.
Kept buying me kitchenware and wanted to see me …‘barefoot’.
I could deal with all that, …
…then he replaced my ale with MILK.
He survived.
I’m gone.
Skäl.
goes looking for more 
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I didn’t mind her drinking or her bar fights, I am all up for a good brawl when it needs to happen. In fact we were having quite a bit of fun.
She brings home this keg of beer for our wedding party that we were having. I was away, getting the cucumber sandwiches. I left a ghoul to help her ready the party.
When I got back from the deli Alfgerdhr, the ghoul, and the keg were gone, seems that ghoul made a better drinking partner.
My friends came anyway, and we celebrated my divorce instead.
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His looks and curb appeal made me squeal with delight, but in all other aspects of the relationship he made me squirm with disgust.
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Sweetie look at your mog. You already know why I am leaving you.
I’m not at all sure why we’re getting divorced - it had to have been her idea.
So how was I supposed to know that bear raiding the fridge was him?
Sheesh, some people are so sensitive!
I paid the vet’s bills and we called it even.
Skäl.
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Kept trying to get me drunk and leave me mostly naked in goldshire inn…
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Was too bright, couldn’t go into stealth around them
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A Viking and a pirate! A marriage made to last!
We plundered and pillaged and were REALLY bad eggs!
He liked rum; I like ale.
PERFECT!
Then I heard him talking in his sleep.
‘Wench’?
'TRollop!?"
‘‘FLOOZIE’’ !?
Hoisted anchor and sailed for the horizon!
Skäl!
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she kept challenging me to a drinking contest, slamming the table while i was eating my chili fries, (they spilled on the floor…). and she keeps acting like a smaller vrykal!
hollows end is not till a month or so away! And those chili fries were a new recipe!
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He was way too obsessive about his chili fries.
I don’t eat anything that doesn’t pair with a fine wine.
Not only he wouldn’t shut up about Illidan but…
What kind of demon hunter wears a shirt anyway!?
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