Considering the average hamster lifespan… you’re looking at Buttercup the tenth.
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I pioneer a tactic that wins the war and results in the defeat of the heroes of Azeroth: I tell all my minions in the raids to attack the heroes together. All the bosses to attack together rather than stand around in rooms and wait to be “pulled.” And to target the healers first and ignore the big champion weakly hitting them in the face trying to get their attention.
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You eat tin cans.
Firstly, I will post http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html on a wall to remind myself of things not to do.
Secondly, offer rewards to the ‘heros’ for ganking my enemies…
Definitely with the goal of blaze of glory!
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Well, first I’d start with a 3m of RP, then I’d tunnel the healers, and finally light up with pulsing energy to become an AOE source of raid damage, push backs, and interrupts, making the fight the ultimate DPS check. At 1% I’ll yell “ENOUGH!”, explode, entomb everyone in stasis and start another 3m of RP that starts with how hapless you all are, how amazing I am, how tiresome this all is, and ends with “I’ll be back!” and then I port out.
I’ll also have the yummiest transmog piece so folks will suffer through this for ages.
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I fly around a platform shouting “Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!” while spouting increasingly annoying lightning everywhere and flailing my ridiculously small T-rex arms around…
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I’ll slaughter every demon, and absorb all of their life energy that’s reminiscent of Highlander’s quickening, just saying.
The Fel > The LIght, just saying. Here’s an example:
PSH, I just oneshot them each time with a non-interruptable cast and laugh my butt off each time I do.
Wait a minute is that why the server keep having maintenance issues they keep replacing the hamster??
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On second thought I’ll take a redemption arc, and become the founder of the Surfing Crusade.
Come catch some waves with me, y’all!
Which is good since if your not Thrall the title means “Ya gonna die.” Even if you don’t become a villain like Vol’jin.
On it!
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I’m going to turn all draenei into roads!
Imprison some to multiply for materials.
I will also build a race road for our entertainment.
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I’d have a reverse redemption arc where the raid is shown all the civilians, critters and non-aggressive beings they’ve slaughtered through their existence. With the realization that the raid members are the real bad guys, several random bosses from other raids descend upon the raid yelling their catch phrases and attack the players. Upon death the player finds themselves as a robot whose last words are “I can’t believe I… paid for… this expansion…”
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I’ll take the redemption arc just to fall back into madness and come back even more evil and stronger than before… because all part of my master plan!
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I go out with a bang but right at 1% I yell “ENOUGH”, stun the group, and then run away to return in another expansion 6 years later.
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The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it. [Frank Herbert - Dune]
As a WoW villain I would wish for a story line so badly written that with my end, WoW would end in it’s entirety.
Because thats a power obsessed villains fever dream 
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I’ll try to survive and let the players ignore my existence. Or just go incognito and try to change my role to either a neutral party or like those background cheerleaders- Thrall, Jaina etc.
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And how the ending will really play out:
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In all that would be an interesting take we went though most of wow’s history but never got blamed for anything(with in reason) for how they turn out.