You Are Now A WoW Villain

Dies to raiders

Makes vague comment about how I was the only one who could save the world as I slowly become robot

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True, which makes me sad.

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I go out like Garrosh did, full swinging and monologue. Then come back in the realms of the dead just to say “Nah, redemptions for suckers” and explode into 35 anima.

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THE ERA OF FLESH HAS ENDED.

Choose mechanization, or perish like the rest of the ant puppets.

looks at the trail of bodies behind her

We aren’t villians?

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Absolutely not. In fact, here! Have a healing potion.

Now you can continue your endless genocide.

EHHH HEH HEH HEH.

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Only just now? But I’ve always… whatever.

There’s also option C: Never lose because I’m smart enough to kill the healers first, but…

I’ll take Option D: Never lose because no one will even know what I’m up to until it’s too late.

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Epic blaze of glory for me. My plot to turn the ocean green with kool aid packets was just to save the planet from an even greater threat.

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Conservation of ninjutsu means that your “all-in” attack would result in a boss fight that looks not unlike https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Hellfire_Assault

If anything, the tactic to win the war is to have 50 different rooms in your base and station one guard in each room, turning your base into the longest raid tier this game has ever seen, and no sane raid group would want to prog through 50 different boss fights.

I exist to exterminate every single Gnome !

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Depends, do I get background music?

i dont plan on losing

I would just sit there and laugh at the heroes telling them to git gud and that they can’t ever beat me it is a skill issue and they ain’t got the skills.

Oh, I thought this would be about Mike Yabarra.

Be a lich with a phylactery location that’s actually somewhere secret and not like, “A nearby crypt” or “The lich’s own house”. Be a recurring villain but not the kind that deals enough damage to be a super serious threat that people feel the need to hunt down and destroy my phylactery.

Or go the Jastor Gallywix route of villainy and go, “Gosh, I sure am super sorry. If only I could be given a chance to repent for all my nasty deeds.” And then just continue being evil in a more underhanded way.

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Screw the redemption arc, I am what I am!

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Long winded speech, gul’dan’s voice actor!