Rosenivy’s the type to have a cool song play as they fight
Similar vibe
Long winded 37 minute RP speech, but I have a chance to drop 3 mounts, 4 cosmetic items and 10 battle pets.
Muahahahaha!!!
Edit: The drop chance on the mounts vary. 1 is 34%, 1 is 14.5% and the other is .0001% (3rd mount being a Genie that will give you 100k gold on a 24h CD and can access the AH/Transmog Vendor)
My character would be dying from the get-go, but antagonize the hero’s looking for one last great fight before they go.
I’m going to retire and get a cushy job as a commentator on one of the large Azerothian cable networks.
I would happily take Villain’s Early Retirement, but Simplyred’s idea sounds like more fun.
I evade glitch at 2% health.
I was just trying to warn you all…of an even bigger threat…
*dies
Redemption arc,
As where Sylvanas goes, I go
I would go out in a blaze of glory, but before I do I make sure the mount I drop will be available on the cash store so that my legacy shall live on.
Its called art you hooved savage
Too late, joke already made in this thread.
I am offended. I literally radiate light, I am the best kind of Paladin.
Light bulbs are paladins.
I’d save my t-mog. I can always get more pets. After all, as a kid I was convinced I had a hamster magically gifted with a supremely long life.
Turns out the trick to hamster immortality is to get a new hamster the same color as the old one when the previous passes. Same trick works with gold fish too.
Oh well, whatcha gonna do.
Just have to gain more POWAH!!
Wait. Are you telling me Buttercup isn’t 20 years old?
There are no more villians in wow, blizzard removed horde warchiefs.
I will operate from the shadows with a SOUND evil plan, and actually win while everyone else chases after the minions I set out as distractions.