Finally I’m not in combat. That took awhile…
perhaps the one you are in combat with is yourself.
a story we all share
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I 've missed 4 days of work this week since I couldn’t start my truck in combat. It’s been 6 days and I’m still in combat. I think maybe I got close to one of the squirrels on my way into the house last monday? I haven’t been able to drive to the store for food and things are starting to look grim. I scream out " SLASH TAR SQUIRREL! SLASH TAR SQUIRREL!" and I just see a faintly glowing light about 40 yards underneath my driveway. How could a squirrel even get down there, and why can I see it’s location if it did? I put a skull marker on it’s so I can track it, but it’s just sitting there, staring at me. Sometimes I feel a pinch on my back, and see a large floating “13” appear in the air in front of me. Sometimes I throw things at where I think the squirrel is and it laughs at me and says “Evade!”. I never thought I would meet my end, starving to death in my own apartment, because of a squirrel… but here I am. If anyone sees this post, please send help.
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Damn it. I’m stuck in combat again.