Xalatath The Whole Time

She’s been here the whole time!! Working behind the scenes! But now she’s coming for the soul of our world!!

The hype is real!

In before we find out the jailer stuck her in the dagger! What a twist!

:exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head:

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She did nothing for 2 expansions.

Hardly, my good vulupa. :fox_face: :taco:

During that time, she was waiting, and plotting, and planning, and preparing.

And now she will unleash her diabolic scheme upon us!

Fear the Knaifu!

/moo :cow:

Tbh I could be stuck somewhere for years and not really come up with a good plan somehow.

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

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She’s really a dreadlord in disguise, who’s really the jailor disguised as a dreadlord disguised as Xalatath, who’s really a robot disguised as the jailor disguised as a dreadlord disguised as Xalatath, who’s really chromie disguised as a robot who’s disguised as the jailor who’s disguised as a dreadlord who’s disguised as Xalatath.

Blizzard finest work.

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And yet you are all paying this company to play their game.
Go figure.

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Maybe we’re under the jailers domination magic. Maybe that’s why I can’t unsub. :sob:

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hey

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Plenty of things to do in the game that have nothing to do with the modern era horrible storytelling.

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Knifu Waifu is Yandere

Oh no! The soul of our world is in peril! Again!!!

Xal’atath knew Natalie Seline and the Manastorms. Both were trouble for the Kirin Tor, there’s potential backstory since more of Dalaran’s secrets could be exposed. :memo::robot:

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WoW villains are boring.

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Pretty sure the other four old Gods did…

Xal is…different from other NPCs we’ve dealt with in the past. She’s arguably one of the best manipulators in the game’s history with her propensity to be morally grey but also opportunistic; throughout the whole of Legion she consistently offered commentary about people or places or actions and it all came off as being extremely different from other NPC’s we came across who were Typically good, evil or banal.

My guess is that during the one expansion we didn’t see her she was methodically putting her ducks in a row.

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It’s sarcasm :frowning:

This is true, she’s hiding in Dalaran as we speak.

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Yeah but she’s very pretty.

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