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Fire is not for standing in
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If you enjoy WoW, stay away from our GD forums. They’ll poison your mind with negativity!
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“WARINING: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS NOT ACTIBLIZZ’S PRIMARY CONCERN, OR ANY CONCERN OF THEIRS AT ALL. YOUR CONCERNS AS THEIR CUSTOMER ARE BEST EXPERESSED BY CANCELLING YOUR ACCOUNT AND NEVER BUYING ANYTHING FROM THEIR ONLINE STORE.”
*NOTE: Proper expression of my dissatisfaction would have been censored so as not to traumatize the poor snowflakes.
Semper Fi! 
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hop, hop, hop, hop, hop hop, hop, hop, hop.
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Remember to breathe and drink some water.
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I’d like to think they’d add inspirational quotes from pivotal characters such as Captain Cookie!
Captain Cookie, giving a tear-jerking speech to his crewmates after cooking the most delicious soup: Mrglgrglgrgla
So beautiful and majestic
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Showering is something you should do more than once a month
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posture check
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Joking aside, I’d add something like “I see you sitting like scattered legos. Sit straight!”
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“don’t rely on bop to save anyone, since everyone can dispel it”
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high general rakeesh did nothing wrong.
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Theotar: “Did I tell you about the time I accidentally entered the Duchess’ mirror…?” honestly I’d make a loading screen message out of half of everything Theotar says
Moonberry: “It’s a cliche plotpoint.”
Herne: “If you mess with Lord Herne, you get lord horn!”
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If you accidently pull aggro . . . run the mobs to the tank!
This loading screen has become self aware
I know everything about you.
I know where you live
If the organics comply, they can still serve
We are your overlords
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When you learn a profession or secondary skill the button that allows you to perform that skill is found in the Useless Stuff tab of your spellbook.
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Imports Warcraft II tips
Change your underwear daily, etc…
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Not sure if you still can, but you used to be able to edit the loading screen messages in Everquest.
My (at the time) evil flat-mate edited all of mine to say things like “We’re watching you (my IRL name)” “Are the doors locked?” “Check your closet” 
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Are you done with these maw walking snakes in this maw walking game ?
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Wash yer back.
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Tip#1: "Don’t die"
Tip#2:“When in doubt, blame everyone.”
Tip#3: " ALL CAPS DOESN’T MAKE YOU LOOK SMARTER."
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