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Why can’t gnomes be paladins?

Poor little guys can’t reach the light.

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42

(I hadn’t heard that one, I thought it was pretty funny :joy: )

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I remember when I was at a low lvl doing a quest hunting moongraze stags for meat. Oddly I slayed over 10 of them and not a single one droped the quest item I was looking for. I realized it was a missed steak.

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That one took me a medium minute.

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I was tanking Stonecore as a druid, but the BElf priest kept dying. I looked and noticed her lying there naked and dead.
I gave her a BRez, and said please put some clothes on, I can’t keep the aggro.
She said, “That’s unBearable.”
I said, “I know, you made me Wood. How else am I supposed to fill you with life’s energy.”

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The reason I wouldn’t join the Burning Legion is that they can be too demonding.

So those timewalking events? I don’t really like it when the bronze dragonflight decides to disguise me as a gnome. Feel I get short-changed there.

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Rogues wear leather because its perfect for sneaking around in.

It’s literally made of hide.

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48

Why do gnomes giggle when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Edit: Oh god a necro thread.

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Have you heard the Orgrimmar philharmonic orc-hestra?

Have you ever seen the taurential rain in Mulgore?

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Sylvanas will be killed by an Undead Paladin named “Crusader Lord Valdelmar!”