I asked a pandarin if they liked sugar with their tea. He said “Sugar?..Oh! Honey! Honey!”
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Morgen Freeman visits Gilneas.
Worgen Freeman
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What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?
A combat log.
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An Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Barkeep says, “Crikey! Where’d you find that?”
The parrot replies, "Durotar, they’re all over the place!"
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How many devs does it take to screw up WoW?
What do you call someone with a paralegal degree?
A raid designer
Paladins sink like rocks too, we have no levitate or anything like it.
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Goes to show I never played one.
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I heard about this raid group made up of mostly beast master hunters and they were doing this weekly raid to try to get a rare mount drop. I came to call that particular day of the week “the wild hunt.”
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A forsaken in the undercity was going from shop to shop looking for something in particular. eventually, frustrated, he goes to Sylvannas pleading if there were any intact instruments in any of the old cathedrals. Puzzled, she asks him what he would want such a thing for. Which he replies, “well I was told we needed more organs.”
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Q: How do you spot an vegetarian who’s been turned undead?
A: He’s the zombie groaning for “Graaaaaains…”
Q: Why did the two-headed mage from Draenor keep re-running old raids?
A: He was an ogre achiever.
Q: What do you call a Forsaken with a shameless love of terrible jokes?
A: Pundead!
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Did you hear that the goblins built a underground railway that runs from Honeydew Village to the Shado-Pan Garrison? They call it the “Panda Express”.
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What did the Guardian Druid teacher say to his students?
“Bear with me.”
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How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.
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What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Hear about the psychic gnome that escaped the Stockades?
He’s a small medium at large.
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Why don’t trolls do poop quests?
They stay away from the doodoo.
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Don’t know if it really counts or not but “Thrall’s balls” is still my favorite thing to shout, mutter, or curse when frustrated; in game and IRL