Wot in an Oppressed Nation

I just like when I’m able to make Male characters that dont look like they eat steroids for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Yeah I’ve only just begun playing FFXIV so I don’t have much of an impression of it yet, but I loved the character creation. Feels really good to have a character you’re happy with after dealing with WoW’s barely-tolerable models for so long.

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Thus far that I’ve seen, the sprouts may be. Most of the mentors seem like either short term or long term 14 vets with stereotypically poor opinions.

I don’t trust people who actively seek our mentor rolls.

Blame star wars and the weirdly bdsm Sith master apprentice dynamic that people weirdly pushed into roleplay

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Same. I spent a good 30, 40 minutes in XIV’s character creator, which is longer than I’ve spent in some single-player RPG character creators.

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You can hardly blame people for drawing erotic inspiration from palpatine

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I can’t think about Palpatine without game grumps anymore.

DO IT.

-excited Palpatine grunting-

Easily one of my favorite bits from them

And now I’m watching epic Arin rants. The Battle Kid rant in particular. Good times.

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That and the Sonic and the Black Knight are my two favorite Angry Arin moments

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ffxiv is funny because they removed butts from the player race models seemingly on accident and so no one except the upcoming viera will have butts

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Have you seen the viera? They don’t either.

in a world where everyone has a butt almost as flat as a male draenei’s

even a small amount counts as a butt

i just want to say i am bothered by character models where they go out of their way to give the females butts with tails, but if the dude has a tail, the tail takes up the entire area where the butt should be. bad. bad design.

So 30$ and i can have a flying motorcycle?

I just got rickrolled by a bard.

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I’ve been delighted by how I could make a whole roster of attractive male characters without them all being the same race and attractive in the exact same way.

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Is that 8 appearance or age?

Seriously though, workshopping a character named Dawn Miqo’te was something I thought might’ve gotten me to switch.

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So many jokes, but all of them too dicey :grimacing:

I just got the platinum trophy for the resident evil 2 remake and now i feel empty inside.

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