World of Warcraft Patch 9.4

[Mozaris-elune]

@Kaivax

To compensate for the above, Hunters are now able to tame Halondrus.

Lol I love it.

[Vanya-emerald-dream]

My main takeaway from this is that I hope Tinkers remain as an April Fool’s joke and nothing more.

[Xalea-wyrmrest-accord (Xalea)]

Priest: No changes needed

[Icedcøffee-area-52]

@Kaivax

Priest

No changes needed.

So true bestie.

[Aydenn-silver-hand]

@Kaivax

New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

WTB a Capybara toy to use during raid breaks.

[Dynja-argent-dawn]

@Kaivax

The Red Panda companion pet now hides from her mother a lot.

I hope this Red Panda completely faints when close too Elite Tauren Chieftain

@Kaivax

Tauren, Highmountain Tauren, Worgen, and Draenei can now be Demon Hunters.

Imagining a big tauren gliding towards you will now forever haunt my dreams

@Kaivax

New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

I am slightly sad this isn’t real…

[Sarama-firetree]

@Kaivax

New form: Duck. When a Druid casts Aspect of the Duck, they vanish entirely. What’s a duck?

Oh snap! Where’s the poster? He might need a wellness check.

[Caelia-uldaman (Caelia)]

I got some chuckles out of that. Always enjoy the April Fool’s notes, thanks guys.

[Rejectdegens-dalaran]

4/10.
Think their PR does not allow them to do subtle jokes anymore. They can’t risk someone believing this and harassing the company’s image even more.

[Drakuul-lightbringer]

Just april fools day shrug…

[Benmarch-zuljin]

@Kaivax

Your Divine Steed’s droppings now despawn quickly enough

I already can’t sh*t on anyone DPS wise and now my horse can’t either? Why Blizz? WHHYYYYYYYY?

[Tahbitha-kilrogg]

@Kaivax

One of these worlds is going to have a dungeon that can be completed a few seconds faster than all the other dungeons in the metaverse, and that’s where everyone’s going to want to be!

Hmm. Seems legit to me.

[Pinchy-llane]

I laughed the hardest at that one. haha

[Jolts-icecrown]

Comedy has become so safe now. These used to be good.

[Wallador-atiesh]

Nice the duck song

[Sentenzà-illidan]

Make your joke too risqué and you’re liable to get slapped.

[Jolts-icecrown]

These kids will enjoy the sterile world they created.

[Orcba-scilla (Orcba)]

@Kaivax

Druid

• New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

MAN, I NEED this! hauhauhauahauhauahuahaua

[Magfalena-wyrmrest-accord]

@Kaivax

Casting Slam now puts your name on the list at the coffee shop so you can get up on their little stage this evening and present your poetry.

0/10 class change. They really should have gotten to welcome people to the jam, before telling every one in town that they must get up, interrupting all seated actions and forcing all other players to stand for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.

[Billibob-thrall]

@Cufs-thrall

HAHAHAHA so funny… imagine if they did drag this expansion to 9.4

Well if 10.0 is going to take a while they might as well since we’re getting a season 4. But yeah this 9.4 patch might seem bad if it was real.