I find that financial incentives work best.
I like WarCraft Goblins.
I like Gallywix as a villain. He’s deliciously unapologetically evil.
I’m just struggling to figure out how narratively we moved from a war with Old God Blood juicing Nerubians to Goblin hi-jinks.
The old god blood ties in to this plot as well.
I’m excited but now I’m curious to knwo what kind of services are being provided to get people hyped for the next patch.
Since offering my aid, I’ve gotten a lot of direct messages asking the exact same thing, and I’m happy to provide the answer.
The thing is, Clare, is that I’ve already helped about 40 people become more excited about this patch. The method I have is so effective, that I can almost virtually guarantee that you will become MORE excited even if you are already excited. Where else can you find a program that has such good odds?
And it isn’t even a program. There is almost no effort required on your part. It will be like when you used to go to a faire or carnival and were just naturally excited. Do you ever wonder when you lost that?
When you play games these days, how long are you really a gamer for? Isnt there an aspect of gaming that is just kind of going through the motions? Plenty of gamers like us reach a certain age, and real life starts to creep in. Real job, real kids, real bills. None of these things let you be a REAL gamer. Next thing you know, you’re listening to an audiobook about a game you used to play while doing the dishes, because that’s all you have time for.
Its sad, isn’t it?
That’s why I wrote the hit book GAME ON: BUILDING LEGENDARY IMMERSIVE NETWORKS.
In Game On: Building Legendary Immersive Networks (G.O.B.L.I.N., for short) I talk about the GOBLIN method of getting your feet wet with gaming again. Chapter one has some breathing exercises and links to gaming music that should help elevate your heart rate to an appropriate level. There is also a section on gaming nutrition so that you don’t clock out at 10pm because your middle-aged self can’t keep thine eyes open.
In further chapters, I explore alienating friends, occupying family, and a list of 100 excuses not to go to pesky holiday gatherings (but all agree that #50 is HILARIOUS and the best.) Those close to you won’t even notice, and if they do, then chapter 9 has some strategies on converting non-gamers into REAL gamers.
Obviously I can’t spoil the whole book, but I think you’re buying what I’m selling. Speaking of, reach out via direct message for affordable pricing and payment plans.
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Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. I was just going to tell people to go play the starter zone again and then do Azshara. Also read the Gallywix short story.
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LOL who does your landing page, SEO, and tracks your conversions, that’s literally part of my IRL job. DM me for pricing packages. 
I also snorted some of my tea the further down I read your post. Bravo. 
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Hey is Spike Spiegel a boss in this patch or what
When I actually write the book, you’ll be the first person I track down 
I have not watched enough (or any, really) cowboy bebop but I imagine Spike is a jazzy guy?
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When he punches people music like this starts playing
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Wow. I love that
…this actually sums up Cowboy Bebop perfectly.
I need to rewatch that show.
blinks
Has Lance moved on from being the best shot in Azeroth to now being the best late-night infomercial programmer? Will we see him with two D.R.I.V.E. cars on either side of him while he’s standing on top of a pile of gold coins?
And more importantly, is he going to start charging Kirsy more for financial consulting?
One marksman can’t reign forever, and it is lonely at the top. Maybe someone else will take up the title one day.
And I don’t know about infomercials, but the drive cars do look like a blast. We need to do GASCAR again.
I am not really hyped. I think I might be whelmed.
I spent more time last week building things in Valheim than I did playing this game. Although, I did build a variation of Kharanos so I was thinking about WoW while playing Valheim.
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I put together a couple of buildings on Conan Exiles because I’m anxious for player housing, but I haven’t done much else for the past week. There is still hope for the end of the week, though 
I would like to see your Kharanos.
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I keep trying to like building in CE because everyone tells me it’s amazing, but everytime I log in it’s for like an hour and then log out and don’t play for another 2 months.
Grabbing screens, will edit post in a few.
WIP:
https://imgur.com/a/Ky2w40P
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I played CE a long time ago when it was in Early Access and had a blast with guildies. I created an “inn” that I built into a rocky hill like it was part of the landscape. It was awesome. That said, apparently it also was a hyena spawn point and in Early Access, hostile animal mobs could destroy walls so my inn’s walls were constantly getting eaten by spawning packs of hyenas in my basement.
Good times.
I also have not played CE in years and I remember we built our base somewhere and we had to run across this huge desert filled with scorpions and other evil stuff just to get to iron or something. Then, after mining, we ran allll the way back. Pain in the butt.
Here’s my question.
For a while now, WoW has maintained the Good Expansion, Bad Expansion pattern. But is this still true?
Legion was largely considered to be a Good Expansion, which would make the Battle for Azeroth a Bad Expansion–and there was argument for that. But no one would say Shadowlands was a Good Expansion. Dragonflight felt like it restored the balance by being Good but the vibes feel very neutral on TWW.
Oooh, I like that.
This is a tavern I made on one of the servers, but it’s wiping on Friday so I’ll make something else.
https://imgur.com/a/LMeTdbQ
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