I just hope it doesn’t go the way it did in Val’sharah.
Oh Malfurion, my love, where are you?
I am here, dearest!
Damn it now, I can’t get it out of my head 
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Tyran…duh! I need you!!
Have people still not realized that was Xavius?
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I was going to say that, but I think they might have known, but were just joking.
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HOE-DUN MY LUFF!! I am near!!!
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Eliza’s accent is beautiful though. The emphasis she puts in for Tyrande is A++
Her delivery of “Mother moon” is always in my head.
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Just my headcanon but I’m convinced Tyrande secretly liked it. Malfurion has never been this passionate before.
I bet she still asks him to be her Xavius in… private moments.
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Malfurian in Xavius’s captivity: “hmpf, I do not sound like that! She’ll never believe it’s me.”
Tyrande: “Malfurian, my love, is that you? Where are you?”
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To be fair, he really doesn’t 
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Whenever they get in a fight:
Tyrande: “Xavius’ Malfurian would never talk to me like that!”
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Xavius never told me to hush!
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You are all my favorite kind of deviants. Just wanted to say that.
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To be fair he spent 10,000 years sleeping and he probably got used to the silence.
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I feel like, Kaldorei are a matriarchal society… So, it’s like… Tyrande had the opportunity to save her damsel in distress, and by Elune, she was going to do it.
I mean, really think about it. If your loved one was crying out for you like that, you probably wouldn’t stop and think “Does that really sound like them?”
You would try to rescue them.
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I know I’m not making fun of Tyrande or her fans. As a fellow Tyrande and Malfurian fan/shipper I’m just having some fun.
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lmao
( saving this in case you delete 
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“What about MY needs for the last ten thousand years?!”
The Ricardos may have had separate beds, but they slept on separate sides of Kalimdor!
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It always… always comes back to just making this awful expansion an Old God Nightmare.
We awake, go to ICC to stop Sylvanas. Tyrande kills her, and succumbs to the Shadow (Void) of the Night Warrior.
“The fall of night reveals her true face. She will bring only ruin.”
Boom. Black Empire saves all.
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I bet Malfurian snores, that’s the reason.
Tyrande in his burrow like 
“that’s my man!”
Meanwile, Malfurian: 
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I’m not the U.S. president. You don’t need to preserve my every statement for the historical record.
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