10: Anduin mains Bayonetta in Smash.
Not my fault you don’t pay attention to the story.
She’s supposed to be a foil for Sylvanas, btw. Hence the DS warfront pitted her against the Forsaken faction.
Freedom of speech is great on the horde , sylvannas and garrosh were all about that
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
If you honestly think she would leave the Alliance, you’re not paying much attention to the game as a whole. She wil die before she leaves the alliance.
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i call that forward thinking.
NOw getting into my blood elf RP mode, and sadistic at that, here would be the counter.
Since the KT apologists tell us they are power lifters…poison their supplement supply. Since no good powerlifter can live without various powders throughout the day.
See if you poison water supplies people know. It tastes or smells funny. Food can be the same. Now with some of these supplements powerlifters take…this stuff is nasty AF anyway.
I know personally for my needs I get creatine in capsule form. You get more powder for your dollar raw powder. That crap goes down nasty as hell though. Capsule is swallow and done.
Now some “special” added ingredient to the whey, amino protein regime…and there dies half of KT in days. Only the skinny ones would live. Much easier to cut down.
At least this is how in one way I’d keep faction hate alive to warrant why people are on sides anyway.
I am majorly offended by this! 
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Hey thanks for exiling almost half of your people. Now we have non Blueberry High Elf Void Elves to actually Thalassian Blueberry High Elves now on the Alliance.
They can now have better horses, Better microcycles that isn’t spikely, Better Food that isn’t Desert Farm, Nice Grass and Lakes, Outfits, and etc.
Plus it isn’t just Human Potential there’s Gnome and Dwarf Potential as well as Wolf People, Space Goats, and etc being part of the Alliance.
I’m sure the Allies of the Alliance will take good care of the High Elves and Void Elves. Plus Garithos wasn’t a Hero. He’s the Grandfather of Chris Chan’s Father.
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Citation needed.
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The Orc he showed compassion to didn’t happen to be Etrigg did it? the same Etrigg who was present and accounted for at both the first and second war and actively fighting against the Alliance as well as being a lieutenant to both Blackhand and Doomhamer during both wars making him a high value target to said Alliance was it? Because I can see why the Alliance wanted him dead.
People aren’t detecting the sarcasm in the OP methinks.
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1015 = talking about lore and high elves.
Loincloths, leather harnesses, and torn clothes were all the rage back then, this is true.
Happiness is Mandatory, Citizen.
Sounds more like a you problem. I go to Ironforge every Wednesday for beer basted boar ribs!
I FIND THIS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE!
I FIND THIS EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE!
My human mage has been forced to bench press his spellbooks to keep in shape. This is truly a problem.
Self-Love is the secret to a long and happy life.
Indeed it is. See, once the Horde destroys the world, you’ll survive an extra few months off of that fat!
I mean, it was their land first.
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In the new novel…
Summary
The Night Elves moved to Nordrassil. Every messenger Anduin sends to them returns without having been seen. The Night Elves have cut off communication with the Alliance at this point, though haven’t actually left it; at the end of the novel Tyrande does visit Stormwind to see Sira in the Stormwind Stockades.
We didn’t want you, elf. Go back to your forest.
So…she didn’t leave the Alliance. I am not sure how you can interpret it as such.
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Yup, that was my take away as well.
Blizzard should just spell things out to be honest. Take Dalaran. Is it Alliance or not? There was never a vote to leave the Alliance, just to let the Horde back into the city. Its annoying how things are kept vague. Tyrande pulling a power move by removing her people from Alliance lands and cutting off communications seems like a good thing on paper, but if people are wondering if this means they’ve left the Alliance, is it really too much to point out they haven’t, that they’re just distancing themselves?
As far as I know, Dalaran is declared neutral by Khadgar I believe in War of Thorns or end of Legion. It was always hinted the Kirin Tor wanted Dalarant be neutral, sot hat makes sense, the matter of Tyrande? Much more difficult to clarify
I know this is a joke thread, but Silvermoon ACTUALLY does not have free speech. There are NPC’s that mind control other NPC’s speaking out against its government.
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Ion is a funny guy. First he says Blood Elves were pretty much High Elves. Then he said no to High Elves. Now, High Elves for everyone, alliance will just get the unstable version.
Hrmn… it’s a sad world where someone is criticized for changing their mind.