Why we didn't join the Alliance

With High Elves now playable and high elf discussions not annoying everyone lets go over why we didn’t join the Alliance

  1. Their fashion is criminal

  2. They would revoke the right to free speech

  3. The only food they would allow is avocado toast

  4. They are offended by everything

  5. They can’t tell the difference between joke and offense

  6. Gym is banned by them

  7. They have I love me classes

  8. They would force us to sign a form that says obesity is healthy

  9. They would make us flood Silvermoon with hordes of trolls from Zul’aman to prove we are open minded.

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This is literally what being in the Horde does. Cope harder, traitor.

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Hahaha what?
What group was it that refused to help their people during a genocide?

Hint: its what you spend your time role playing as

Oh wait its Joy, we already know your views on things.

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This is the funniest thing to me.

The Blood Elves won’t join the Alliance because they were offended at Gorithos, who A) didn’t represent the Alliance because there wasn’t an alliance to represent at the time, and B) Would have been hung for treason over his treatment of the Blood Elves had he survived to see the Alliance rebuilt.

The only reason you’re still Horde is Lor’themar’s bad politics, and your unwillingness to change sides without his permission.

Speaking of, you know what we do have here in the Alliance? Functioning restrooms in more than two of our cities.

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  1. Their endgame community is nearly dead;
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Everything else is just personal taste.

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Avocado toast is good! Weird elves.

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uhh…

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…you do know that Female Blood Elf pally is the horde version of the MHP right?

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Garithos is never cited.
The Alliance refusing to provide aid, having a dwarven spy, and night elf saboteurs, along with Dalaran betraying them was the issue.

The Alliance existed it was still scattered. Dalaran was retconned to having survived. Remember?

The same way Jaina was hung for it? Good joke.
let alone the fact the night elves hate the high elves too.

Its because of the same reasons above. let alone the night elves have no business being alliance either but was due to bad politics on Malfurian and Tyrande’s part. Lorthemar had little to do with why the blood elves went Horde.

You realize the Horde have those too yes?
in three cities iirc no less

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I’m not counting Bilgewater bay.

Being a toilet is not the same as having one.

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People count bilgewater bay?

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Elves?

Roleplayers?

ewwwww

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Note how many of the void elves/ blood elf posters wanting high elves are all mysteriously from RP servers.

I assume the joke here is that it’s the Horde that silences dissidents, is constantly offended and over reacting, and hangs out in a hyper dramatic pile with trolls.

But I’m not sure.

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Yeah, i know.

Most of my characters are on RP servers.

I’m aware how horrible they all are.

My sympathy

Don’t give me sympathy.

Give me your support to add High gnomes of quel’regan to the game and bring all inferior elf races to extinction

Link to the topic!

“The blood elves are snowflakes for not liking the guy who attempted to genocide their entire race” is certainly a take.

Haha, no. The alliance never punishes it’s own for massacring nonhumans.

However, if you’re Tirion Fordring showing compassion and understanding towards another race, you’re getting booted out pronto, because the Alliance leadership knows where it’s priorities lie.

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lore wise since the zandalari joined the horde the other tribes followed including the amani of zul aman. in shadowlands we get forest troll customization options zand trolls and drakari trolls. basically by getting the zandalari to join us we by extention gained every troll tribe so while alliance got their allied races and kul’tiras the horde got ALL troll tribes ( because they follow zandalar ) and we got the high mountain tauren vulpera the nightborn elves the highborn elves who specialize in magic that was lost after the sundering. the maghar orcs( litterally counts as several of the orc clans plus the gronn gronnlings and such). so at this point why would the blood/high elves join the alliance the weaker of the 2 factions

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