Why Harpies Should Be Playable

1 - They are cool

2 - They would be the first flying Race, which would mean they could have a “Flying Wild” Racial skill, which would be a novelty.

3 - Harpies were originally a regular non-evil Race. When their Goddess Aviana died, they fell under the influence of mysterious dark forces. Now that Aviana is back, she should reclaim her children!

4 - Harpies have interesting outfits that should be available for Players.

5 - All Harpies are female, which means half as much work for Blizzard compared to other races!

6 - Playable Harpies would make me Harpy :smiley:

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That is an interesting point. Hadn’t realized I never saw a male one.

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Charred Vale Vietnam flashbacks

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That wasn’t a real male one…

Like Michael Scott best says in The Office:

“Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tr4nny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only … pretending to be a man, I’m the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt!”

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This is why they will never be playable.

No way. That’s a reason to make them playable. Brand new race, half as much dev time spent to make it.

All they have to do is to disable the “male” button when you select harpy, just like they disable the Warlock button when you select Draenei.

True.

The first flying race should be Arrakoa instead… but why not add them as a pair?

…Shut up and take your like.

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So basically nude?

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I approve this message, I love harpies.

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I’d imagine there’s some males but if they exist it would remind me of the very first story in the manga Petshop of Horrors. A gorgeous male bird eventually has his owner buy a female so he’s not lonely. But unknown to her, this species of bird eats the male once a baby is created. So that the mom has plenty of food for the pregnancy.

No thanks - can’t stand their constant screeching - too annoying.

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Just close your ears…

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Dude HARPIES are mean angry flying women. There’s enough of those Karen’s in RL, please not in Wow. Keep them isolated in mini forests throughout Azeroth, not main stream! OP u crazy!

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I love you Mortis.

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At this point I just skip to the end of your threads to see which pun you’re working your way back from :rofl:

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Male Arakoa and Female Harpies! Donut Boom! :doughnut: :bomb:

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This would be why they shouldn’t be added. I hate gender locked races. My biggest video game disappointment was not being able to play a bunny dude when I started out in FF14.

That’s a you thing, not a reason why they shouldn’t be added.

There are other people in the world besides you.

Most importantly, there’s me lol

Disclaimer: This is a joke. I’m well aware we are all equally important.

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I’m just giving my opinion. I don’t think I’d play a male harpy anyway, but I wouldn’t want anyone else to be as disappointed as I was with FF :man_shrugging:

Oddly enough, though they are almost nearly naked. They have more modesty versus players.

Being deaf, this is a plus for me. Turn down the SQUAK!