Why did we attack Zul'Momma?

Zul’Momma so fat she’s the fourth seal of Zandalar!

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Zul’Momma’s so fat when she triped and fell the whole Zandalari empire crumbled.

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Zul’Momma so fat when she tripped and fell she almost sunk Nazmir

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I don’t know but from the posts here it seems that we attack anything starting with Zul.
I think i must check if there are any unattacked Zuls and start posts titled “When will we attack Zul…”

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Making fat jokes is not nice. It could be YOUR momma who is the victim some day.

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We haven’t attacked this one yet…

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Currently the only known location that starts with Zul that wasn’t attacked or fought over by both sides is Zul’Dare, which also has yet to appear in-game.

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I’ve talked about it before. I want to go there.

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Zul’Dare you to try tho!!!

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If Zul’Dare was a part of the Kingdom of Gilneas, then perhaps it is being fought for, actually.

Zul’Momma so fat, chain heal hits her four times.

Zul’Momma so old, she baby sat Velen.

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I make yo momma is fat jokes all the time with my kids and I’m thier momma, I think I’ll be okay.

I was raised in a family that appreciates dark humor.

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Wow guys. wow.

It’ll be interesting to see how long this thread survives.

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Zul’momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean she created the maelstrom

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If Blizzard didn’t want us to make our own fun they wouldn’t put us through a content drought.

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(post deleted by Arthas)

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This is hands down the best comment.

You know who else got deleted by Arthas… nah I’d better not.

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Zul’momma so fat she was mistaken for Azeroth’s moon.

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We haven’t attacked Zul’Daddy because Zul’Momma has him tied up in court.

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