Why did we attack Zul'Momma?

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I raided Zul’momma all night long last night?

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I was raiding Zul’Fridge. It dropped Chocolate Cake.

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You are my spirit animal.

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Good thing Elune wanted to feed her sister instead of herself that one time.

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Who do you think was raiding Zul’Fridge with me last night? Girl needs some poundage…she’s as skinny as a rail. Felt so bad I even gave her one of my slices.

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Zul’Momma so old, Zovaal thought she was a sigil.

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Zul’Momma so fat, Azeroth was mistaken for HER moon.

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Zul’momma so fat that zul’daddy was complaining about a blue moon

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Zul’momma so hairy the Addams family thought she was Cousin It.

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Zul’Momma so hairy Nesingwary thought she was a mythical beast

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Zul’Momma so big, we gonna use one of her fat roll to plug up the hole in the sky over Icecrown.

Zul’Momma so fat, when she opened her mouth Zovaal thought there was a second, bigger Maw.

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It’s about time someone answers this question seriously. Why did we attack her? She begged for mercy.

https://images.app.goo.gl/ttDqsqZgSZDursAA7

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I wouldn’t hold your breath waitng.

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That was the introduction to my joke, but thanks for ruining my mood lol.

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what a cursed image.

Imagine yourself circa 2006, you are a young woman choosing a class to play in world of warcraft, and your choices for Horde are, confused looking low poly cow, sexy bald orc, big bitty uggo face undead or… this thing…

In the end you choose to play a Night Elf, because there is only one acceptable option.

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And then you see your first trollboi attacking Auberdine. And he just… looks… so… COOL!! And you realize that you have no eye candy on Alliance. Gnomes and dwarves are hard pass. Human men got predatory faces. Nelfbois need a laxative.

But trollbois, though also not handsome, have a strange appeal. So you shelf your nelf priest and roll a troll girl hunter. You get past the face quick, because you’re too busy loving Orcermar. And Underwear City. And the Barrens!! And…

Oh, that might’ve been me.

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Zul’Momma so big, she makes Imp Mothers look skinny.

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Zul’Momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean, she made the Maelstrom.

Zul’Momma so fat that 10,000 years ago, she slipped on a banana peel and broke the world, and the night elves found that story so embarrassing they made up the whole War of the Ancients to cover it up.

Zul’Momma so big, she need five world maps just to get from her mouth to her waist.

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Zul’momma so fat that her tripping shattered Draenor into Outland.

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Zul’Momma so fat Sargeras mistook her for a Titan world Soul.

Zul’Momma so fat Sargeras tried to wipe her out.

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