We’re only the coolest class in the game, son. We can summon zombies, and we have glowing blue eyes, and we freaking drink blood, like a freaking vampire. But not the weird kind of vampire from twilight, more like the epic terrifying vampires like dracula or blade.
ya dig?
And our class fantasy is based off of… get this… horror. Like Jason freaking voorhees.
We just walk, silently, through the woods, slaughtering annoying teenagers. Because we all know teenagers deserve to be slaughtered, theres way to many of them anyways.
So stop fooling around and get yourself a death knight!
How do you walk silently will all that clanking armor? Huh?
Yeesh, Death Knights are so easy to fool. They’re dead, right? Like zombies. They don’t have a working brain. They go swinging their swords around and drool all over the place because their brain doesn’t work.
You don’t breath. So your brain doesn’t get oxygen. You’re just a husk. A lifeless being. You are an abomination to both the Light and the Earth Mother. Your existence sickens many. Your family hates you. Your faction hates you. And you smell. Really bad. Really, really bad. That’s why when you show up the auction house you get to the front of the line.
why aren’t I a death knight?
i don’t like fighting in close quarters, i prefer to be at a distance and keep my foes slowed down with ice magic.
i like the playstyle of the mage. it suits me. keep your Death Knight propaganda away from me.
I don’t want to die. I wield the holy light. I understand many death knights are former paladins, but as long as the light flows through me, I will never be stinky.
Do you even know what the stain would look like if you wiped your face with a cloth?
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my awesome eye beams melting the flesh off of your Death Knight friends while my glaives cut them into meat ribbons.
