Why aren't you a death knight?

DKs breathe. Why, Idk but they do. Also, they don’t stink. The flies stopped shortly after a DK is made, when you leave the starting zone.

Brain’s sharp and no, they’re not zombies. They’re in stasis.

I think that’s why they still breath and why they can drown.

We breath and can drown because Blizzard is lazy. There is no lore reason.

We’re just as dead as a Forsaken.

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I think most class fantasy is based off horror now: “they pruned WHAT?!” “This feels awful, did anyone test this?” “What is a shaman?”

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Because Mr. Blizzard doesn’t allow Zandalari to be DKs.

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Great DK mogs are not enough to abandon DJAG.

OP is right!!!

Why aren’t I a death knight?!?

No, wait.

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Mobility. Loved frost in legion though.

I have two, one Gnome, one undead. Both have pigtails and ride the sparkle pony for full ironic effect.

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I help make them by slaughtering my enemies, I don’t want to be one.

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Because I can’t be a nightborne or zandalari.

Did someone say Death Knight?

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because y’all dps is weak asf, rotations are boring and the tank spec got replaced by prot warriors.

y’all don’t even register anymore.

Haven’t gotten around to it yet… having fun on my Shaman… but my little ball of icy fury gnome DK is going to be let out of his cage soon.

Blood dps and 2h frost went away.

With your clinking plate mail, right. And have sword(s) and random zombie moans.

Currently leveling a DK right now, Haven’t played one since WoD on my old realm.
Unholy is fun to play and works well and all, but Frost seems like trash… Atleast for the leveling process.

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https://www.warcraftlogs.com/zone/statistics/21
hmmmm… bottom feeders in raid

https://raider.io/mythic-plus-rankings/season-bfa-2/all/us/leaderboards-strict

don’t see anymore red in the top after the nerf lulz

This Draenei has a doppelganger named Syllai.

She does all the scary spooky things you mentioned in your post.

She says the same /sillys I do, but with a reverb and has the same round adorable face as this one.

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Because dk’s can’t do this.