James Cameron Presents Avatar told me that Aywa told her that I need to kill goblins until my arm gets tired.
I just agreed because it seemed like the fastest way to get her to stop talking.
Short answer: Because he’s evil.
Long answer: Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause he’s eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
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Alliance players: FINALLY!
Horde players: FINALLY!
Fake Horde players: NOOOOOOO! STOP KILLING HORDE RACIAL LEADERS! HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS!
Goblin Players: THE REST OF YOU TAKE A NUMBER AND GET IN LINE! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.
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Gazlowe is an opportunist. Gallywix is a mafia boss. I know which one is cooler.
I know which one has a loot table
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Wanna have a long out explanation why I don’t want Gallywix to die?
Gallywix is an enjoyable character starting with BFA. Prior to that, I doubt many cared much for him. There aren’t a lot of characters in this game that I hold in high regard in terms of their ability to chew the scenery, but De Paul’s Gallywix is one of them. Bwonsamdi is another.
Setting aside the time for another Horde leader to die! bilge, we’re sliding further and further into a roster of boring and bland characters. An army of Neutral/Lawful Good clichés is not a desirable outcome.
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No, the fact you don’t want him to die is pretty much all I need to know he should absolutely die.
I don’t want more dead Horde characters, but Gallywix can be the exception no problem.
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I see the spite. Sad.
Blizzard realized he was too interesting and fun so they have to get rid of him.
As for in universe reasons I have no idea. Probably to loot his body.
Cause you’re a fake horde fan who just likes to cause drama.
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I don’t want a clean Horde where we just copy what the alliance does to stay out of touble, edge or any interesting plot beat. Say what you watn about Gallywix but he was hillarious, had some one liners and acted like the image of the Godfather. Gazlowe is a unionist and is just the common nice guy trope which we already have too much from if you look at all the other leaders.
headpats fake horde fan
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You don’t decide who is a real Horde fan. There is a Horde beyond the vision Thrall had that was holding us back.
Fake horde fan bingo go check, check, check
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Says the void elf. You are literally on the payroll of Stormwind.
I like tentacle elves? Not sure how that’s a rebuttal to anything. I play both factions, have since Vanilla.
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If you hate the Horde, want nothing but the worst for the Horde, and are often caught praising the Alliance, then you are clearly not a Horde fan.
You are clearly not a Horde fan.
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WoW has a unique problem in that it uses losses as an excuse to force the story of a race in whatever direction the writers want. That direction, for the Horde at least, tends to either be:
- Erasing the race’s previous identity/themes to replace it with something new and often not to the tastes of that race’s original fans (Blood Elves, Forsaken, potentially Goblins)
- Putting that race in a box and effectively deleting their story presence altogether (Orcs, Zandalari Trolls)
When I say “My faction loses too much”, I suppose what I mean to say is “When my faction loses, a chunk of the story either gets worse or is about to disappear altogether, and my faction loses a lot”.
I don’t do this for other stories because in other stories, a character being written out typically doesn’t result in a bunch of other characters being lobotomized.
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I am a fan of the Horde who doesn’t constnatly remove its own top leadership just because they were mean to the alliance one time.
It happened multiple time sover by now. We don’t even get to be heroes. We clean a mess made by a bad warchief and then the alliance hoggs all screentime again like nothing happened inbetween. That is the double standards Blizzard writes the lore these days.