Jesus Christ.
Man and I thought the Sylvanas novel was bad for its handling of Forest Trolls. Especially because there was a really interesting theme there where Sylvanas had the shoe on the other foot. She finds herself being regarded as a thoughtless monster to be destroyed by her old allies and is now allying with Trolls.
But the books not interested in being that interesting so, we waltz right pass that so we can speed run to Sylvanas aligning with Satan because he correctly guessed how many jelly beans were in the jar or w/e.
And ya know fair enough thatâs not what the book is trying to be about, and this is a pretty brutal world where we wipe thinking, feeling humanoids off the map because theyâre being mildly annoying all the time.
But after Zandalar I kinda figured theyâd figured that it was pretty screwed up to make the race styled after Afro-Carribean and Mesoamerican culture be a bunch of jibbering backwards savages we are obliged to constantly massacare. And course corrected by making the Zandalari the most opulent and imperial faction who while far from perfect are certainly not uncivilized or stupid. In fact they kinda seem to look down on us, which is easy to do from a golden pyramid being protected by the special effects from Jurassic Park.
Itâs like watching someone relapse. âAnywho now the @ryan is going to teach this godless jungle idiot how to readâ.
I suppose I should read it myself to judge it properly but Iâm not buying a coffee table artbook. Iâve nowhere to put that and in the age of smartphones their purpose is kinda defunct.
Also seriously I canât write the word for the Indo-Iranian culture a buncha looney tune freaks decided was thereâs? Because ancient Germany was mostly dudes in wolf pelts killing eachother with stone tools and they were too embarrassed to admit that?