Why are gnomes so ugly?

They look ugly. Fact

They sound ugly. Fact

They are terrible dancers. Fact

They stink. Fact

Did I mention they are ugly?

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um you are literally a piece of talking steak

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Oh disgusting, there’s one now. I’m going to puke.

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much a-moo about nothing. :grin:

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They’re multiplying! This is why I always advocate for having your gnomes spade and neutered.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656664726947889187/988014349807411210/unknown.png

Would this be your worst nightmare, this is me during Hallow’s End.

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It’s like the Titans were curious what could happen if they made dorfs even more aesthetically unappealing.

Or maybe it was Yogg’Saron… :squid: :octopus:

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You sir sound like an excellent candidate for membership to my ever so prestigious guild.

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Is that a different type of garden tool? :wink:

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Those are all opinions. I don’t like gnomes either though.
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No, they are facts. Even gnomes know they they are ugly and smell. Throw them all in a pit and fill it with cement imho.

who let the cows out?
get back into my BBQ

Tauren:

Smell like cow manure. Fact

carry lyme disease. Fact

Synonym for my wife. Fact

So, tell us: how many times did you get killed by gnomes in PvP?

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Never, I sent them to the GY in the hopes they’d rethink their choices on the run back.

What is that on your face? Did you glue an orc female’s armpit hair to your lip?

Don’t blame them. It isn’t their fault they haven’t got their visual upgrades yet.

Sure you did. XD

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The issue with gnomes is that their face is like 4x the size of a human one… picture what that would look like in real life and then have fun trying to fall asleep

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I like your picture

I mean… people like the power puff girls so.