Which race would taste the best if eaten?

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I mean she may try to eat me. D:

I ain’t into that! I don’t want to be someone’s lunch!

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Op you got to treat Tauren like venison.

2 part tauren
1 part pandaren

Sweet 80-20 burgers!

You can also put vulpera on skewers and marinate in teriyaki

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Y’all might want to eat me, but you better believe I’ll fight going in AND going out.

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…shouldn’t that be Orgrimmar guards?

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Male Blood Elves are quite nice :wink:

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I’ve always enjoyed panda steaks, brisket and stews, bbq rotisserie gnomes is delicious too.

Draenei and elves don’t have too much meat on them, you can only eat their torso.

Dwarves are best as fried; they have beer in their system so beer battered fried.

Humans are ok tasting.

Kul’Tiran is mostly fat maybe roasted will be good.

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That ain’t a cop out that’s just facts. They’re literally proto-burgers.

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You mean there are really male blood elves? I thought that was a myth!

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I heard they taste like chicken nuggets is that true?

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This gave me more lols than I had expected in the restaurant bathroom. Thanks

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The sands provide

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I dunno, they’re good enought they eat themselves.

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Tauren, for sure. with some sharp cheddar and In&Out thousand island sauce…

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Been down this road before.

DWARF!

It comes pre-marinated, and the ratio of fat to meat is just… -Chef’s Kiss-

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I know I’d taste good, thats a racial talent. However, my bovine-ness is misleading. The best tasting are Pandaren. Think about it: a lifetime of marbling like wagyu, with the rich and flavorful brew marinading all the marbling.

Guys for the ultimate humanoid burger experience go Panda. You will not be disappointed.

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The fat to meat ratio on Pandaren would be insanely high, in my opinion. Dwarf remains the superior option.

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Now that you mention it, 80/20 dwarf/panda would be an immensely flavorful experience!

there’s a disturbing element to my mouth watering irl debating the fat content of a dwarf/panda burger. Wth

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I’m… actually very sold on this.

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I didn’t know 80/20 was a thing, I’ve learned so much from this thread. I’m going to try it out.

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