Should I crouch to their height or should I lift then to mine?
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Mortis, you know you’re not supposed to play with your food.
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from behind w/ your boot
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I don’t eat Gnomes. My diet is exclusively made up of Demon Hunters and sweets.
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If you’ve got that much of a sweet tooth, just roll them in some sugar when you cook them.
Put your hands on me, and you’ll lose them. Also, no filthy Undead person should speak to a Gnome; instead, they must wait to be spoken to by the Gnome in question, if the Gnome chooses to acknowledge their rotting presence.
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What about this?
Your loss. My hands work miracles 
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Awwww isn’t she so cuuuuuuute!
/pat
I’ll lift her up so you can pat her head.
Teamwork makes the dream work! 
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I generally talk to prey… ahem…Gnomes by deathgripping them to my hand, then tell them to “say their prayers” before devouring them 
/deathgrip Eyrinjia
*** Prepares to devour ***
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as a rather short guy I wish that was acceptable way for me to talk to some people lol
I suppose I could just nod my head down and they could grab my horns so we’re eye to eye.
Gosh I wonder if I’d even notice a few piggybacking on my totem.
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I have practiced in over 1000 techniques involving groinal attacks, I bring you down to my level.
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The right way to talk to a gnome? You should talk down to them!
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Talking to me isn’t much a problem. We can have some good conversations while in my techno demon form.
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giggity /10c
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Politely and with eye contact.
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Like this?
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You don’t…they are beneath us!