What's the proper way of talking to a Gnome?

You’re right, let’s /dance.

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I talk to gnomes just like I would anyone else.

We usually sit in our lounge chairs under an umbrella talking and sipping iced tea and munching on the cookies that Grumbles bakes. I pay a lot of gold for those cookies.

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You crouch, offer them a cookie, and then ask them for their wisdom.

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punt them up in the air and shout what you have to say before they hit the ground

or that too.

this

Nicely. In the evening. With a candlelit table between you served with tauren steak and fine Nightborne arcwine.

Oh, thank you. i always wondered.

Side note. Try being 6 2" i get in a lot of trouble. Most i have look down. Feel in blank.

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Based on the previous talk of eating sentient races, do you mean wine made by nightborne? Or made -of- nightborne?

Just as long as there is copious amounts of cheek pinching.

Made by… I assure you, kind sir. But gnome-feet pressed. Also I meant tauren-prepared steaks. Made with the freshest ingredients from Durotar.

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Generally I only talk to tall people from within the cockpit of my power armor. I imagine you can understand why.

Can’t punt a mech suit, [REDACTED]!

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You’re supposed to seat the gnome on a high chair, making it impossible to talk down to said gnome

You punt them so you can look up for once.

As a Zandalari?

Walks… squish…

Looks under foot…

It’s a little gnome

Ehh… sorry little dude… scraps off the gunk with a jungle leaf

We really should have shoes for this type of thing… yesterday it was a pile of kodo poo…

Darling, make sure your totem as protection on it…you might pickup a leper gnome that is why the troll fight master always ask if you have protection.

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Just ask one of the Leper Gnomes in Undercity, I mean they’re ill but they still probably have Napolean complexes like the non-ill ones.

What’s the proper way of talking to a Gnome?

Politely. Gnomes are friends, not food.

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I wouldn’t want to eat something that frequently gets stuck under my foot…

Us trolls don’t wear shoes ya know…