I always joke that on Sundays I donāt take a shower. Unless I am not going anywhere. I mowed my lawn today. I have wild onions in my yard. I ended up smelling like onions and it makes me hungry for hamburgers. So, I took a shower. I can still smell those onions on me, and I hate that smell. Allergic to onions if I eat thamā¦ but damn it, I want hamburgers.
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My partner saw this thread and told me he went 6 weeks during RECCE training in the South African bush without a proper soap wash or anything more hygienic than what you could achieve with a shemagh and some water from your canteen. 
The first thing I head for is definitely the bath/shower and stay for a long while, definitely 
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2 days, after that Iām starting to smell.
2 minutes ago.
Lies, everyone knows Vulpera donāt shower.
9 months. Iām pretty sure I couldnāt shower while I was in there.
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1 week. Thank god i take showers regularly now.
In my Everquest days, I camped a mob named Raster for 36 hours straight. I would say my longest moment before AFKāing and doing a quick showers was only 28 hours.
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If I had to contribute to this topic, I normally shower every 2 days or 3 if I feel like it and Iām not around people most of my day so itās fine, but the longest time? Probably a week due to depression.
Some of yall in here are nasty afā¦gross.
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Some of us have struggles and forgot to take care of ourselves. Pretty sure everyone here has changed.
Try beer on hair once a week. It what i do because same problem. The other remedy and i want try it at all. The reason why hair does it is a lack of key vitamins getting to it. Then look for shampoos that have some vitamins in it.
Like 2 daysā¦ I feel gross when I donāt shower. Skipping a day is no big deal but going more than a day is rough.
Three weeks. Was a long trip through Oregon, rafting up the Deschutes River and climbing over the Central Cascade mountain range with a big fifty pound pack on my back.
Was debatably fun at the time, but Iād totally do it again looking back.
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Probably 4 days when I was camping living in a tent. Iām a daily shower person. Working in the healthcare field in an ER, I got in the habit of showering as soon as I got home.
You must live alone. And if you donāt, you probably will be soon 
Iāve never skipped showering due to gaming. If anything, if I were doing long gaming sessions a shower would help to keep me awake. Few days if Iām being lazy and have no where to go or Iām sick.
You should have better body hygiene, OP.
Also:
- eat some fruits and vegetables.
- do some exercise.
Or you will become like my characterā¦
What a gross thread.
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Two months.
The shirt I wore throughout it was so wretched after the fact that even washing it did nothing to remove the stench.
So I burned it.