🚿 What's the longest you've gone without showering?

OP smells like a barn LOL

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Nah, not a space goat thing. Definitely a goat thing though. I vote the OP be stripped of the ā€œspaceā€ appellation immediately. It’s bringing your people down.

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… ok, yeah probably.

… I see nothing wrong with this.

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Three days, I was home alone and had no reason to leave the house. Don’t tell anyone.

Nothing nearby that camp. Wasn’t an actual campsite, is a cabin my dad built with no running water in December. No electricity either. Oil lamps and a radio. That’s it. Coal stove he burns wood in for heat.

Was really roughing it.

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Sorry I have to wash every single day sometimes twice because I cannot stand to be nasty.

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In fact, I recommend you donate one of your spare spaceships and set this creature off into the dark void immediately. Do it… not for my sake, but for all draenei-kind.

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…I still see nothing wrong with this.

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no lakes, creeks or streams nearby or even a well or cistern? that is crazy just not having any water. At least in winter you don’t have to worry about fleas outside anyway lol

When the dog ran from me with a disgusted look on his face.

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2 weeks and only due to surgery. At that point I had to tough it out while keeping my bandages as dry as possible. The smell gets unbearable.

Uhh… 12 hours?

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I’ll have you all know my character smells like Vanilla Bean lotion from Bath and Body Works. As for me, it’s the pure scent of man :sunglasses:

Spring for water that runs slow and isn’t safe to drink. Barely runs in winter, if at all.

Deer season is in winter, we’d gone for bucks.

Mmm venison…

Next time I go camping in the wild it’s going to be near a small waterfall somewhere.

I HAVE to take a shower. I’ve gotten used to not taking baths because I find it easier to wash my hair in the shower and I prefer it that way. Sometimes I just enjoy standing under the warm water and letting it run over my head.

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no amount of perfume will cover up your butt funk from a month of stewing in your own smeg

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Probably 3 days while off work, living alone, and not going out.

I’d never go out for anything more than a gas run, couple things at Walmart, or maybe a drive thru for food without having showered that day. I wouldn’t do even those things if it’s been over a day.

And if I go out not having showered that day, it’s not like I just walk out the door in my jammies with my hair all over and no deodorant or anything. I clean up as best as can be done without showering.

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As a adult, three days. Back when we had a bad winter storm and
power was out for over a week. No electricity, no hot water.
I finally gave in, and took a very cold shower.

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Try the pure scent of soap. I know it’s made with a touch of dead dinosaur and all, but really, it’s worth it.

I hope you don’t give anyone the misfortune of being in your presence with the roadkill odor of a shower-free month.

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ah, I live in the southwest lots of people out here have cisterns on their wilderness properties for water, it’s not necessarily potable but it’s good for washing and bathing, especially if you heat it up a bit. venison is nomzeh. I haven’t been on a deer hunt since 2004. Got too busy with life

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