What to say while Conjuring Food?

I promise I’m not Nomi

No charge, no refund. Mage food for sale for the low low cost of free.

Hope you know where this magic came from.

Another load from the toilet.

puts up port to somewhere
/Y CLICK FOR TABLE!
laugh at how many people fall for it

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Sorry couldn’t help but make some changes.

“Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun.”

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Hoagies and grinders!
Hoagies and grinders!
Navy beans! navy beans! navy beans!
MEATLOAF SANDWICH

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“Now where did I put the Raid?”

“Come gitch’ur mage-made mana munchies, manufactured mostly from impossibly immaterial imagination!”

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How about “Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmme 'N Git it!”

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Eat It

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My dark dwarf mage would say, “And for me next trick I’ll pull food right outta me @rse!”

Rub a dub dub, here comes the grub.

Made me think of this scene.

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There’s very little meat in these gym mats.

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For LFR: “Roughage for upcoming rough times, enjoy!”

Void Elf Specific: “Nothing says nothing like nothing from the oven! And Void Elf nothings says it best! Tell your friends, enjoy!”

WoW Community Specific: “All considered, low sodium for cultural balance! Enjoy!”

It’s not delivery, it’s da’ Arcane!

For all the unprepared scrubs…