What to say while Conjuring Food?

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Well if you were a regular Draenei and if Blizzard would put the ability to specify which joke line you want to use back into the game again… then I’d say you should trigger the “wonderful recipe” joke when dropping the table… but sadly they removed that feature back in WotLK for no reason…

But since your a Lightforged and that feature is gone…

“Vindicaar catering at the speed of light”

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“What is this?! This meat is bloody raw!!! I can’t serve this! Would you eat this if it was served to you?!!!”

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Make sure you get a hundred of these.

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It’s not clever, but my mana table comes with “I BROUGHT SNACKS!”

And my portals with “Let me get the door.”

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Oh that’s good! Got anything for a void elf mage? :sweat_smile:

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“The void isn’t all bad, it offers cake and cookies”

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“Of course I would, you moron! It’s Bear Tartare! What, am I supposed to cook a tartare? Do I LOOK like freaking NOMI to you? Now shut the hell up, Ramsey, put that kitchen knife away, and pick up that shield and mace! We hired you as a tank, not a cook, because you can piss off anything!”

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I can’t stop laughing…

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I would just quote a song to imply you singing while cooking.
I recommend Daft Punk, The Protomen, or Miracle of Sound.

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Thanks everyone for the suggestions! :hugs:
Now to make a macro that randomly says one of the quotes I want :thinking:

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“Time to play everyone’s favorite game: did [your toon name here] wash his/her hands before preparing this?”

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omg i woke people up I laughed so hard

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Just say sorry Nomi burnt the first batch so I’m going to have to start over.

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Been thinking about getting a Swedish Chef Tat either that or Remy from Ratatouille

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Question is can they say anything from Ramsay that won’t get them silenced.

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Throw down 4-6 portals in a tight circle and try to get the table in the center. Then you say: “I want to play a game…”

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Do you want fries with that?

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Probably the “Ding” sound a microwave makes when its done

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I mean, if troll mage definitely “Cooking is done. Stew here!”

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