What to say while Conjuring Food?

Valyntina-stormrage · May 30, 2019, 2:25am

What’s something funny to say while making a mage table? I’m not very original, halp!

Dreadmoon-saurfang · May 30, 2019, 2:30am

A la peanut butter sandwiches!!!

(For anyone old enough to remember )

Nowise-dalaran · May 30, 2019, 2:32am

Tell everyone it’s off the vegan menu and watch nobody eat it.

Gaahr-whisperwind · May 30, 2019, 2:35am

C’mon man, you can’t be mixin’ Mexican and continental. C’mon man I thought you was better than that.

Jaina-warsong · May 30, 2019, 2:36am

Come get your grub! Buy none, get some free!

Hizami-dentarg · May 30, 2019, 2:37am

And here I’m trying to come up with something clever and my mind is blank. 0.o

Thundertotem-blackwater-raiders · May 30, 2019, 2:38am

You can always quote Gordon Ramsay

Hizami-dentarg · May 30, 2019, 2:39am

Now that would be funny. xD

Rizlet-wyrmrest-accord · May 30, 2019, 2:39am

“one of these strudels is poisoned.”

Parabnormal-silvermoon · May 30, 2019, 2:40am

If you’ve ever watched The Muppets, pretty much any of the Swedish Chef’s quotes

Sincubus-moon-guard · May 30, 2019, 2:42am

Xargoth-hyjal · May 30, 2019, 2:43am

I have an addon that yells, “Xargoth has conjured a mage table for all to enjoy! ;D”

Mute-silvermoon · May 30, 2019, 2:46am

“Tina you fat lard come get some dinner.”

Luuni-area-52 · May 30, 2019, 2:50am

“I’ve perfected transformation magic! Come one, come all and try my new Skunk Muffins! No traces of skunk left or your money back!”

Then the follow-up message with your terms and conditions about no GM tickets due to upset stomachs.

Valyntina-stormrage · May 30, 2019, 2:51am

Great idea! I hope I can find some good ones. Love that guy xD

I would totally use this one if I knew that movie better haha

Juddinscire-khazgoroth · May 30, 2019, 2:54am

“And here’s one I prepared earlier…”

Mute-silvermoon · May 30, 2019, 2:55am

It’s from Napoleon Dynamite but Tina is only in one scene and another small shot. The scene is on YouTube though.

Magazapper-dalaran · May 30, 2019, 2:56am

This is food. It has no flavor, it has no satisfaction, and it has no stats. It is merely empty calories designed to keep you moving for the next half hour or so. It does nothing else.

If you want food that does something, then go, kill some things, fish for a while, gather some ingredients, put them in a bag, and learn to flipping cook, you moochers.

Xargoth-hyjal · May 30, 2019, 3:32am

I love that movie. I’m totally going to use that for my mage tables.

Edgyjojomeme-nathrezim · May 30, 2019, 3:38am

“bread with gluten, coke with sugar”