What is your Tinfoil Hat WoW Conspiracy Theory?

While I know for a fact that we are human beings playing toons in a huge MMO, I also believe that it is completely possible that we are toons that are being played by human beings in a much larger MMO.

I don’t want to get suspended so…staples mouth shut.

Blizzard cares about & listens to the player base.

It’s all a dream and you wake up in a shower.

My conspiracy theory is that Blizzard purposely makes terrible decisions with the new expansion’s “game systems” so that they have stuff to fix throughout the cycle.

Also, there’s an A team and B team. A team focuses on making a decent expansion while B team makes the “distraction” expansions that are usually bad thus making A team (and Blizzard) look like gods.

4 Likes

They are going to use Druids (figuratively) flying past everyone in the Maw as an excuse to permanently nerf their travel form.

The titans are all evil, except Sargeras.

We will end up fighting Illidan AGAIN, to release sargeras from his prison.

Oh and also that Moira’s son is actually half elf, and the first Dwelf. That’s why he seems to never grow.

1 Like

Bear with me on this.

Elitist Forumgoers tell Blizzard to bend and twist the game to suit them as MMO Purists, forcing group content they can exclude people from down their throats.

1 Like

Well, first of all Goblins and Draenai are real. They all live at Area 51, of course…

Well, my uncle’s second cousin’s son once saw a…never mind. I never trusted Ralph anyhow…

Nah, that could never happen…

…could it?

I’ve heard Ion himself plays shaman. So there’s that.

Resto is fine. It’s the DPS specs that have issues.

I mean that would explain why WOD, BFA, and SL suck IMO.

World of Warcraft 2 might be closer than we think.

Why do you think that?

If I don’t play for a while, rng is magically way better when I come back. This seems even more true in hearthstone.

Mine is that Raid Mechanics that target “random players” do not do that. If often feels like I’ll get the same “bad circle on me move out of the group” mechanic consistently on a raid night at the same time in the fight. I’ll notice this when progging on a boss.

I know back in Legion Antorus, there was one guy who always got the most hits from the machine-gun mechanic on the Antorus Council fight. It wasn’t just a couple times. It was like 95% of the time he got the most hits.

Abrams said in an interview that he wanted to do a whole lot more with extra story elements and cameo appearances of Jedis from the past but Disney shut him down.

Enter Jim Raynor.

That the dance studio will eventually release.

1 Like