What is your Tinfoil Hat WoW Conspiracy Theory?

Have they ever removed a vender mount like this before?

We will free sargeras to throw the sword into the shadowlands void to close the portal for good. Then he will escape with a new legion in 2 expansions.

The Titans aren’t our friends and are sealing away Azeroth due to being afraid of her power.

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I think that blizavision is purposely running this game into the ground to see how long it will take for everyone to leave. It’s been about 10 years and people are still sticking around it’s nuts. Activision wins

Tusks of mannoroth is not in the game. Also taeshalach is not in the game, and neither is rivendare’s deathcharger.

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Elune is an old god.

Which is kind of a lie because it’s not a tin foil hat conspiracy since it’s true.

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Ugh, my brother farmed for those since MoP was current on multiple characters. Just dropped a few months ago. Keep at it!

draenei had an enhanced drop rate chance for the orb of sindorei.

maz kanata was the real bad guy…err wait, wrong franchise.

devs use to run level 19 wsg horde premades, early in the morning, before work.

sylvannas was actually a dread lord and had been since she committed suicide at the end of wotlk, and the real sylvannas was locked in some afterlife prison.

So in classic (and presumably vanilla), a boar Hunter pet diet says “meat, fish, fruit, bread, cheese, fungus” pretty much anything food in the game. I have one on my Hunter, they will not eat Tel’Abim Bananas.

th…th…tha…that…sigh…that only encourages me to uninstall.

Please, will someone else please tell me this is a lie. :frowning:

On the bright side, they bonus rolled for me during MoP when I was helping him farm. After he had already logged out. I never told him until he got his.

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Jeff kaplan and alex hated paladins and hybrid classes and thus neutered them in vanilla.

Stupid conspiracy i know.

Conspiracy?

I’m still hurting from that. This is my original character, chosen because I wanted to served as the “offensive support” that it was originally pitched as.

We’ve been directionless, generic and without clear vision since.

That some trolls are devs/employees to keep chat lively. In game or in forums. And most posts are employees to address topics they need to address issues and find out the player base majority

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Ion is a member of the Black Dragonflight.

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Xalatath is the fifth, most powerful old god but was defeated and made into a weapon. Which is why it really can be used to injure and ultimately defeat N’zoth.

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Contrary to Popular Beliefs, Mage cakes are NOT Gluten Free! And are laced with the arcane.

If Blizzard devs don’t like a player idea that’s in popular demand, like player housing, they will intentionally create the worst version possible. See Garrisons. “You think you want this, but you really don’t.”

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Theramore was an inside job.

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The next new class will be a dual wielding, agility based, leather wearing, nimble archetype with a focus on mobility and will have many skills borrowed from rogue and warrior, just reskinned.

The next new class after that will be a dual wielding, agility based, leather wearing, nimble archetype with a focus on mobility and will have many skills borrowed from rogue and warrior, just reskinned.

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