What is your Tinfoil Hat WoW Conspiracy Theory?

Sylv is gonna blow up Azeroth.

That Ion will one day be replaced because someone in power woke up.

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They won’t let gnomes be in a “real” cinematic because they’re afraid to try and render them at a higher quality.

They won’t let boomkins have any customization options because they’re upset at people for choosing a spec outside of healing that doesn’t utilize the other forms very often.

At least, not for the Night Elves.

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That the bengal tiger is still on somewhere in the game

Fandral seed pouch doesn’t really exist in game and it’s a ploy to waste my time running Firelands twice a week.

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Probably some disgruntled alliance sympathizer who was mad the Horde got paladins in exchange for shamans.

I honestly believe that in the early days, devs just focused more on mages, rogues and warriors as they were The “prominent” classes and that love and infatuation never died.

It seems odd that some of us still seem to be paying the “hybrid tax” long after Blizzard essentially remove the ability to hybridize at all from the game.

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On a similar note, where is that stormcrow mount?

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the twist is the Jailer isnt going to be the big bad of the xpac

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That the devs still realize Arcane is a spec in their game.

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Eh, I hope he is. Just for clarity’s sake.

BfA’s story wasn’t inherently bad, but it was all over the place to the point of near incoherence. They confused obfuscation for complexity in storytelling.

Theory: Scar killed Mufasa

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They’re trying to take WoW into space, battling cosmic forces on their home turf I’m guessing, things are gonna get real confusing really soon after Shadowlands.

Little Timmy is dead

Blizzard knows the faction divide is a huge problem, they see the constant complaints of imbalance, and they don’t care.

The Imbalance makes them money. So they can just ignore the problem and line their pockets.

Ugh, I’ve been Horde on Sargeras since launch…

We all wiped to C’Thun. The past 15 years has been his little game with our minds.

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RNG is really just a well programed sound collection program. It’s designed to trigger and collect sound bites of our profanities.

Once Blizzard have collected enough they will play them all at once and summon their dark gods.

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Aman’thul will end up being just like the Greek God hes based off of, Zeus.

Aman’thul is likely going to be revealed to be a huge lying jerk who retconned the real bloody history of the Titans conquest across the cosmos.

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