What is the best dad joke you have ever heard?

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My all time favorite is really dumb, but that’s the point! Right?

What is big and red and eats rocks?

A Big, Red Rock Eater!

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One time, when I was about five, on April 1rst, I asked my Dad for juice.

He gave me a box of cereal.

When I asked him why, he said “APRIL FOOL’S,” and walked away. That pretty much explains my entire sense of humor.

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What’s black and white and read all over?

A Newspaper.

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That stone looks like shale, but I wouldn’t take it for granite.

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My favorite are puns, especially music ones. I don’t often get one right, but when I do, it’s music to my ears.

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I told a load of jokes…but very few of them made people laugh…in fact…not one pun in ten did…

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That’s majestic! Love it, Aehl

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That was a good chortle. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I am 56 years old…I know em all…:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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My kids are going to love it when I start saying these in front of their friends.

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Kid: Dad, I’m hungry!!

Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m dad.

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While practicing her spelling words for her weekly test, my daughter knocked over her glass of chocolate milk.

Me: “Looks like you failed your spilling test.”

I could barely hear the “daaaaaaadyyy” over how amused I was at my own cleverness.

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I was gonna say a gronn

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See it works! :rofl:

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. :joy:

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“I may be your Dad, but you are the joke.” -Dad

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Teenage son hurts ankle and complains to dad.

Dad asks, “Does your face hurt?”

Son says, “No, why?”

Dad, “Well it’s hurting me!”

Son gets olders and smarter and after the same dad joke over and over son finally say to dad the next time he asks him if his face hurts. Son replies, "Yes dad because it saw yours! Dad replies, “That’s my boy!”

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What do you call a Kultiran psychic? A four-chin teller. :stuck_out_tongue:

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a zebra in a blender.

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What are the sexiest farm animals in the barn?

Brown chicken, brown cow
(like bom chicka wow wow)

My hubby told me this 16 yrs ago and i still groan every time i hear it.

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I am not your real Dad :frowning: