How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
One has snow balls.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
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Fozzie the Bear just had a really bad one:
Yes, I follow the Muppets.
My dad. Biggest joke ever.
The pic of a sign that says “This Door is Alarmed” with a sticky note “What startled it?”.
My dad’s answer was “a nun who fell down the stairs”
I think I have a different definition of “dad joke” than other people…
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3 people walk into a bar. The 3rd one said ouch.
A good pun is its own re-word.
Funny jokes about steak are a rare medium, well done.
My mage was reading a book about anti-gravity spells. He just couldn’t put it down.
Q. What’s black, gray and white and rolls around on the ground?
A. Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass; I lied about the wheels.
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I love that one.
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“I could’ve been your father, but the dog beat me under the fence”
Makes me LoL
The one that really gets my daughter these days is when I am try to convince her to go on an errand, and I say “Hey, let’s go have some bread!”