I left the game just as Cataclysm was starting because my first daughter was born. I still hadn’t gotten used to the changes it had given us, and mainly was still just happy having a Death Knight that was close in level to my mage.
Fast forward to 2020. I saw that WoW classic was out and said to myself “I’m working under quarantine and really could use an escape, why not?” It was fun, a lot like I remember.
After a while, though, I started to think of some things added around the time of BC (And I’ve read the speculation of WoW Classic BC, we’ll see, I’d be very happy to have that). So I thought I’d login real quick to WoW and just look at what my characters look like.
HOLY. CRAP.
Here are just a few thoughts that went through my mind:
1.) What in the ever-loving world is with all the focus on Pandas?!
2.) Where are my characters? There are 150 servers or so, and not one of them is marked that I have existing characters.
3.) Okay here’s a server with characters, But why are my names all FUBAR to Half-Name-numbers?
4.) Okay, fine. Names got recycled, most of these can be renamed. However, This must be an alt server instead of one of my main servers… because the highest character here is in the 20s, and my last character was level 60.
5.) WHY IS MY DEATH KNIGHT A LEVEL 23?
6.) WHAT the HECK is a “Level Squish?!”
7.) Okay, Okay, I can handle this. Lets just take a look at my main charac-DEAR GOD WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE THAT HELMET ON I THOUGHT I HID THAT HIDEOUS THING.
8.) Transmogriwhatnow?
9.) What’s an ilvl?
10.) Okay, the first thing I’m doing with my Alliance characters is visiting Stormwind (I thought it was destroyed? Ah whatever) and visiting this guy with my main and… WHAT happened to my buttons bar? What in the heck are all these floating buttons about???
11.) I still haven’t figured out the buttons, but I got my hood transmogrified. Time to do the same to my Pala- Wait… Where is my mount? Wait WHERE ARE MY BUTTONS? WHY ARE ALL MY BUTTONS GONE?
12.) Okay… Signature Abilities… vs Covenant class… Oh wait those come out in a few weeks… then wait what? What’s a
13.) Maybe I’ll just figure out the storyline. …Seriously? We went back in time? Oh but we really didn’t? But we… did… Twice? No, we… My head hurts.
14.) I have no idea where this character is. Or where to go. Or… Wait, there’s a companion app?
15.) HOW DO I USE THIS THING?
16.) hides in Classic until Classic BC and Classic WotLK are released so he can slowly be introduced to changes again