What’s a silly headcanon you have?

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So you’re saying that mages can just poop their pants and wait fifteen minuets?

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If they only ate conjured food and nothing else? Absolutely. Better than dry cleaning.

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Okay that just gave me a completely bad mental image to start my day lol.

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That would explain the robes. :thinking:

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Come finals time a bunch of students can be found passed out at their desks when the glucose from the mana food/drink they’ve been binging immediately disappears from their brain

I believe this is literally a thing in the Harry potter universe. Wizards just poop wherever they’re standing and banish it away to wherever. Probably why they wear robes.

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I mean, they DID have bathrooms with toilets in the school. Could just be there for breakdowns, like that one ghost girl.

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iirc it was specifically pre-indoor plumbing but it was just kind of a weird lore tidbit to throw out there.

And looking at how wizards do things, I doubt every wizard building has plumbing.

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Adding a few more 'cause this topic is really fun:

  • Goblins could be the most technologically advanced race on Azeroth, but they keep blowing themselves up.
  • Additionally, the lifespan of Goblins is widely skewed because their main CoD as a race is profession related incidents or just generalized mayhem. It’s exceedingly rare to hear of a Goblin who died of natural causes. Their true ‘average lifespan’ is unknown.
  • One of the biggest red flags in Pandaren courtship is being a picky eater.
  • It’s now very common to see Vulpera caravans across many parts of Kalimdor including Mulgore, The Barrens, Durotar, Desolace and even Tanaris.
  • Forsaken often squabble over the best limbs of another Forsaken who has met their ‘true death’ and it’s common to include them in your will as an Undead to prevent familial rifts.
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If Blizzard actually showed this we might get Vulpera roleplayers who actually play as Vulpera instead of being furred, horny goblins.

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I love Vulpera, but Vulpera roleplayers are very intense… and that’s coming from someone who plays a Draenei on Moon Guard.

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The dichotomy is real between those two races and I am empathetic to them.
But even with the fetishistic side of the player base you still find Draenei AT LEAST being Draenei.

With Vulpera players the most engaging ones are usually the ones that have abandoned their vulpera identity.

They definitely need to give some love to that race.

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“To my beloved niece Karla I leave my legs so I may walk her through death as I did in life. To my best friend Dave I leave my [CENSORED] so he can ligma until forever LMAO”

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Uncorrupted arakkoa flesh is worth thrice it’s weight in gold in Tirisfal due to it’s scarcity and it being the one good poultry equivalent to the undead. Harpies and the more readily avaliable Outland arakkoa meat have a gamey and sulfry taste.

Dark Iron Dwarf flesh is also highly saught after due to it’s natural marbling and spicey taste which tingles even the most rotted and dehydrated tongue. Ever since they formally joined the Alliance their flesh has been harder to acquire.

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I relate to this soo much. There’s soo little vulpera lore that I had to craft a whole brand new identity for my vulpera Warlock.

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I can definitely see the Forsaken having a cannibalism compendium of sorts, detailing every flavor profile of race across the known worlds.

The vague references to various races eating Gnomes over the years also leads me to believe they’re a delicacy. (Sorry Gnomes!)

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At least one Forsaken makes meals out’ve it. Rona Greenteeth sells Forsaken Foie Gras which is described with “Why yes, there ARE ducks and geese in Tirisfal, sweetling” and Green Eggs and Ham, described with “From those rough, brutish Durotar swine, hee hee! And gull eggs”.

Wouldn’t even be controversies in most cases. People will actively pay you to get rid of murloc, ogres, quilboar, etc. They’re not going to care what’s done with the remains.

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We forsaken are Azeroths greatest recyclers. We put EVERYTHING to use. One way or another :dracthyr_heart:

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Imagine the disappointment of Forsaken food aficionados when they arrived in Khaz Algar to the Earthen being made of stone.

Maybe they can be used as seasoning?

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Not nearly as horrified comparing to Earthen first interaction with goblins and eating a retirement fund in one serving.

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First you would have to grind them into an incredibly fine powder. lol

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