dear gods, what have I started
I just wanted a floofy puppy that can talk.
/takes off and puts on his real pouch
explains why my candy bars were not in there…
.-.
it’s more like a belt…
the goblins might help, they made a intelligent raptor speak.
I see some worgen have yet to meet Bendrew McCree.
Ew goblins.
Last time I sought the help of a small creature, I ended up getting horribly transfigured into a sassy elf.
Really?
my friend was a goblin.
hint, Was.
Did your friend launch himself into a cannonball as it was coming out of a cannon?
nope.
he was slain by a defias brotherhood fellow.
What a way to go. Most goblins just self destruct
Nah, i’d Actually let Mcree take me wherever he wants.
not that he really needs a worgen…
Overwatch McCree or Bendrew McCree? There’s a small difference.
Why not both?
Mmmm, bacon.
/hands Titan tomatoes, lettuce, multigrain bread, and a bottle of Grey Poupon.
Mmmm, bacon…
/hands Fao a head of romaine, a bag of croutons, a bottle of homemade Caesar dressing, a jar of capers, and a chunk of Parmesan cheese.
/throws it all together
This looks good…
eats kfc
Unhealthy much?
who says it’s all unhealthy?
maybe it’s just the chicken?
Maybe it’s just you.
I’m just kidding, but kfc just can’t beat a good ol’ salad.