Aight then I’ll take whatever clogs arteries the most, and a small salad with extra dressing so I can tell myself I am healthy
I’ll take a McTauren Rib sandwich.
No pickles.
???
Huh? LMAO
someone said McTaurens sells rare bean chili from Outlands.
got milk?
Scared noises.
Is the milkshakes made with real dairy…?
You’re looking at 20 min wait time with no pickles.
I didn’t ask for a Mc9.2.
Do you still serve the extra hot coffee? I’m out of napalm and um… no, no recipes please.
I’d like a 20 piece Ancona chicken nuggets with spicy wild mustard sauce along with a large order of cheddar jalepeno gnome toes. Thanks!
/moo
I’ll just have the 6 nuggets with bbq sauce dipping sauce and large sweet tea.
Omg,your name do you realize what they do to riverbeasts?
Do you have any gnome on the menu?
If you want good gnome eatin’, you’ll have to come down here to Famous Dorf’s BBQ in Shadowforge City. Your only gnome choice at McTauren’s is the gristle-filled, mechanically-seperated McGnome sandwich.
Everyone knows the best place to barbecue gnomes is in toasty lava of of Blackrock Depths. Shadowforge City is the only place in Azeroth for the most succulent, perfectly-cooked pulled-gnome sandwiches. Stop by Famous Dorf’s BBQ stand and try out our latest creation: the Mechagnome Reck Bomb. It has quite the kick thanks to our patented Dalapeño pepper and Azerite sprinkles dry rub we call Moira’s Toilet-torching Fireblood !
Hoo-wee! That roasted gnome looks mighty delicious. I’m done done promoting this McTauren slop: I’ve already ran straight down to Blackrock Mountain for some juicy gnome!
Yes we do but that part of our breakfast menu.
We are no longer serving breakfast Sir.
Pay no attention to this heathen. Our Gnomes are fed with organic cookies with no added preservatives.
You won’t find a more healthy Gnome meal anywhere else.