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Aight then I’ll take whatever clogs arteries the most, and a small salad with extra dressing so I can tell myself I am healthy

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I’ll take a McTauren Rib sandwich.

No pickles.

???

Huh? LMAO

someone said McTaurens sells rare bean chili from Outlands.

got milk?

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Of course not, though my milkshake does bring all of the boys to the yard. :cow: :milk_glass:

Maam, this is an Arby’s.

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Scared noises.

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Is the milkshakes made with real dairy…?

You’re looking at 20 min wait time with no pickles.

I didn’t ask for a Mc9.2.

Do you still serve the extra hot coffee? I’m out of napalm and um… no, no recipes please.

I’d like a 20 piece Ancona chicken nuggets with spicy wild mustard sauce along with a large order of cheddar jalepeno gnome toes. Thanks!

/moo :cow:

I’ll just have the 6 nuggets with bbq sauce dipping sauce and large sweet tea.

Omg,your name do you realize what they do to riverbeasts?

Do you have any gnome on the menu?

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If you want good gnome eatin’, you’ll have to come down here to Famous Dorf’s BBQ in Shadowforge City. Your only gnome choice at McTauren’s is the gristle-filled, mechanically-seperated McGnome sandwich. :face_vomiting:

Everyone knows the best place to barbecue gnomes is in toasty lava of of Blackrock Depths. Shadowforge City is the only place in Azeroth for the most succulent, perfectly-cooked pulled-gnome sandwiches. Stop by Famous Dorf’s BBQ stand and try out our latest creation: the Mechagnome Reck Bomb. It has quite the kick thanks to our patented Dalapeño pepper and Azerite sprinkles dry rub we call Moira’s Toilet-torching Fireblood :tm:!

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Hoo-wee! That roasted gnome looks mighty delicious. I’m done done promoting this McTauren slop: I’ve already ran straight down to Blackrock Mountain for some juicy gnome!

Yes we do but that part of our breakfast menu.

We are no longer serving breakfast Sir.

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Pay no attention to this heathen. Our Gnomes are fed with organic cookies with no added preservatives.

You won’t find a more healthy Gnome meal anywhere else.

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