May I take your order?
Fish-o-filet or bust
edit : I’ll just leave this abomination my brain asked me to do the other night… shhhhhhh
Yes I’ll take a McTauren meal, make it titanforged please, and I’ll have a diet morning glory dew with that.
…Don’t want to get fat.
One Tauren Tail Burger with Kalimdor Fries please
can I get extra soul ash on my fries or am I limited to a pinch of azerite?
I think you meant the “Double Big McTauren” Meal.
Titanforging is only for the fries and drink.
this post is great i laughed i dont happen to have any clever ideas for a menu item, what are you serving? the kalimdor fires sounds good
Large diet coke and a cinnamon roll please.
Hi, I’d like small french fries and a huge ice cream (alas, I am a gnome, so the huge ice cream is also size small).
This is one cursed as heck abomination that should never have seen the light of day.
Saving it.
Yeah. Double Tauren Whopper with Cheese. A side order of onion rings. Extra Large Unsweetened Iced Tea.
Two all-beef Tauren patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun please
Is your ice cream machine working?
I’ll take 2 McBoar Ribs with a side of Terrible Turnip Tots.
I’ll have 3 wild boar sausage McMuffins (no egg), two hash browns, a mocha frappe, and two chocolate chip cookies.
Keep the change for the Orgrimmar orphanage.
I’ll have a Kodo-pounder with a side of Plainstrider nuggets and a large Kaja’Cola please.
i will get a turtle didn’t make it to the water burger pls
2, wait make that 3 boar Mc’ribs and a large diet coke.
I’ll have a Mctauren burger, just put the whole Tauren on a bun…