Welcome to McTaurens

May I take your order?

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Fish-o-filet or bust

edit : I’ll just leave this abomination my brain asked me to do the other night… shhhhhhh

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Yes I’ll take a McTauren meal, make it titanforged please, and I’ll have a diet morning glory dew with that.

…Don’t want to get fat.

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One Tauren Tail Burger with Kalimdor Fries please

can I get extra soul ash on my fries or am I limited to a pinch of azerite?

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I think you meant the “Double Big McTauren” Meal.

Titanforging is only for the fries and drink.

this post is great i laughed i dont happen to have any clever ideas for a menu item, what are you serving? the kalimdor fires sounds good

Large diet coke and a cinnamon roll please.

:cookie:

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happy meal

Hi, I’d like small french fries and a huge ice cream (alas, I am a gnome, so the huge ice cream is also size small).

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This is one cursed as heck abomination that should never have seen the light of day.

Saving it.

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Yeah. Double Tauren Whopper with Cheese. A side order of onion rings. Extra Large Unsweetened Iced Tea.

Two all-beef Tauren patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun please :upside_down_face:

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Is your ice cream machine working?

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I’ll take 2 McBoar Ribs with a side of Terrible Turnip Tots.

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I’ll have 3 wild boar sausage McMuffins (no egg), two hash browns, a mocha frappe, and two chocolate chip cookies.

Keep the change for the Orgrimmar orphanage.

I’ll have a Kodo-pounder with a side of Plainstrider nuggets and a large Kaja’Cola please.

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i will get a turtle didn’t make it to the water burger pls

2, wait make that 3 boar Mc’ribs and a large diet coke.

I’ll have a Mctauren burger, just put the whole Tauren on a bun…