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Can I get a Hawkstrider Egg Mcmuffin no meat, with a medium side of fries.

Iā€™ll take an order with a side of Tortollen soup. Thanks.

Do you have McTauren partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages ?

small reference to something

YOU LEAVE MY TORTOLLAN ALONE :imp:

:drooling_face:

Make that a litre of cola :laughing:

I donā€™t want a large farva. I want a god damn litre oā€™ cola!

You leave those poor tortollan that I spent so long savingā€¦

Ah hell, they can all go for all I care after that annoying quest!

Iā€™ll have the Big Mazzranache Meal, with Teldrassil sauce.

I just want a large Choco Moo Shake with whipā€”

WHAT! BROKEN???

Oh of course your machine is broken again!!! Does that thing ever work?

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Yes, for 5 minutes once every two months. Mostlyā€¦

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2 mctaurens, no lettuce
A side of gnome toes
And a large mana shake

And titan forge that order while your at it

That Shaman gave me a dirty look when I ordered a Shamrock shake.

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Iā€™ll have aā€¦, do you serve elf? Iā€™d like something with elf in it, please. Iā€™d also like to ask about the play yard. Is it dangerous? I donā€™t want to play in it unless itā€™s dangerous.

Iā€™ll take the highest calorie drink you have, Iā€™m trying to put on weight, Iā€™m skin and bones ;p

His name was Shamrock!

On GD for everyone! :joy:

Some people might look at the image and say, ā€˜that person has too much time on their hands!!ā€™

To them I say:
No. They had just enough time to cut, paste and create. Now donā€™t you look like a wizard spending free time pretending to be a critic?!!?

Iā€™m sorry sir itā€™s out of order. Would you like a hot apple pie instead?

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They do but for some reason they call them ā€œShakesā€ here.

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:laughing:
+100 likes to you

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Yā€™all got a bathroom I can use

Customers Only @ McTaurens
:toilet:

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