all that makeup and preserving goo to help keep a body from rotting.
I could fill in the holes with sculptor’s clay, sew up the old jaw and speak through my teeth, wear a wig, stuff my bra and be vampire handsome too.
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Disturbing but you got a point…
People’s tastes in women can change as they get older
To be fair, any human guy in WoW hooking up anywhere with any elf chick has about a 98% chance that she will be old enough to be his grandmother, and chances are very strong she’ll be old enough to be his great, great, great, great, great, grandmother. This is generally the case not just in WoW, but in almost every fantasy setting with elves.
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If this is the case, it’s probably the reason why people who once cared about lore/story are evaporating greatly.
Sylvanas committed genocide. The Forsaken committed war crimes. Why would this even be a thing? But the sad thing is, Blizzard would make this a thing.
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Exactly the point in your post where all credibility was lost.
I have no concept of credibility,
People pointing out the crimes of Sylvanas but how many soldiers were killed and raised into undeath because Anduin attacked the Undercity,
You are aware those souls that were blighted were funnelled into the Maw at the time.
And before you say Anduin attacked because Sylvanas attacked Teldrassil, remember that Sylvanas only scorched that tree because one dying night elf had to open her smart mouth with that speech about hope,
If the Alliance had just surrendered that tree to the Horde everything would have been fine
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The astonishingly skewed justifications that followed this sentence very clearly prove it.
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If the living had only died from the plague we’d all be freed and Forsaken now. We could have burned the tree as one. No, seriously, it was supposed to be something to ignite conflict but I just felt bad for the reasoning. I didn’t vote for her.
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Bad. I think there is a term for what you want them to have…
Oh wait, stockholm syndrom.
That is something to not be ok with buddy.
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Anduin was impregnated by Sylvanas and is carrying her half elf, half undead banshee baby.
And Anduin no longer presents as male.
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With any luck they’re dead and we get some new writers.
“It is actually canon. She is why he became a Ranger. She helped him, and he has been in love with her for a LONG time.”
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How is any of that possible
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“Magic.”
/silly grin
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reminder that this sort of activity is illegal.
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I dunno. anduin is certainly most suited to marry a buttered scone, but post batguano sylvanas might resent nathanos for indulging her genocidal tendencies
A rashy vagrant would be better for sylvanas than nathanos
everyday, garithos is more right then ever…
When has that ever stopped the story team in inserting absurd stuff?
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