We need to go back to Monke. I want a Monke monk. Like more Monkey than people. And what if they ran like how actual monkeys run. Can you imagine being a raid boss and seeing a bunch of haphazardly armor clad monkeys coming over the horizon or emerge from the darkness of a long dark corridor, kind of half crab walk/running at you with their arms flailing in the air. Toting weapons, shields, staves, and …other things. What a sight. Viciously whooping and screaming at you “AAAH AAH AAH”, as they draw closer and closer. I’d crap myself. We need to go back to Monke. A full on ape escape. Bring about the dookening.
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Give us Hozen so that we can finally ook our enemies in the dooker!
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Needs the parabolic excrement racial ability
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Godzilla vs King Kong but its a Hozen versus a Dracthyr
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Someone didn’t see the warning in Planet of the Apes. Giving intelligence to apes will result in humanity’s downfall.
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Monkey.
There’s hozien and they are not intimidating at all they are jokes. Monkeys are stupid.
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I mean, we could add Hozen, but their life expectancy is like 20 years tops… a Hozen introduced in maybe TBC would be practically dead of old age by now.
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I too would like to play as a Hozen
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We need more OOK YOU puns.
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lol
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I dread the amount of racist player names that would come from having a monkey playable race.
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and what exactly are you implying there???
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Exactly what I said? That some people would create racist player names based on racist stereotypes.
Sorry, but I play on Moon Guard, so I expect the worst.
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You live(d) in a tree. You jump and howl when angry. I’m pretty sure you secretly have tails.
You are monke.
Seems passively racist that people are like “OoO, would be fun to play this kind of character”
Enter Kirbo:
“No because think of all the racist things I might say”
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Yeah, kinda seems odd that someones first thought when they see monkey is “people will use this as an excuse to be racist” like cmon, people just like monkeys because they’re cool and donkey kong had some killer music.
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People don’t need an “excuse” to be racist, they just are. What’s the difference between a Hozen and any other race to a racist? Nothing… they’re all vehicles to convey said person’s racism, a racist person is gonna come up with racist names regardless of the race used.
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Truth spoken
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I never said I was for or against a simian playable race. Simply listing an adverse effect that’ll happen if there is one. Everyone else is listing the pros, so I’d figure I’d state a con.
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Ah ok! I get it now… First I thought, wow, this one came from left field with that racist dook. But now I see, you were just trying to think of how this could be a bad thing and that’s all you could come up with! Playable hozen is such a good idea, you have to think some pretty outlandish ideas to say it shouldn’t be done.
Kirbo’s in it for the hozen, y’all! OOK YEA!