We need a Monke race

How did this innocent thread about ookin dookers turn into controversial dooks in less than 20 ooks???

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This is what Tik Tok does to someone’s brain.

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Fun thread then it got ruined lol.

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So you’re saying they’d be Horde? Got it.

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And hang out with dook ookem.

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you have trolls (chimps) and orcs (gorillas), what else you need

Hozen and Jinyu should have been Allied Races.

Taunka and Frostborn too.

All of em are already part of either the Alliance or Horde.

EDIT: While they’re at it, fixing those two issues, furbolg and ogres are also already apart of the Alliance or Horde.

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The Hozen already have a Godzilla, the Jinyu.

It’s odd how the Hozen and Jinyu never became playable.

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Eh I would consider Jinyu a fish based threat like Titanosaurus rather than Godzilla

First spell it right then you may be worthy.

To be fair, it’d be hard to RP a Hozen without some stipulations, as at best they only live to 20. considering each expansion takes 2 or more years in most cases, and the recent one 5 with time skip involved
 a Hozen introduced in MoP would probably be dead of old age by now.

Or at least very venerable, after just a few expansions just about all Hozen roleplay would basically be Cranky Kong. It’d be hard to justify a Hozen living so long, when in canon universe we really only have one living Hozen that’s lived past twenty and it was a Monkey King parody who got turned into Jade for 10k years.

I’d go bananas if I could play a Hozen Monk!

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Oh no, I learned my lesson with the Nightborne. Unless you can translate something into a decent playable model they should not be playable.

Hozen look like a nightmare to make playable.

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Could make them an enlightened Hozen clan that can walk upright, increased intelligence, and life span after finding a magical well with magical fruit.

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So, when can we ook them in the dooker?

Aww something cute like those baloon Tower Defense Monkeys

Monke Drood good

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flingshot ranged attack

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