Maybe, I’m getting a bit cynical in my middle age, but It doesn’t seem to really matter what faction we’re in. It’s the same story:
Questgiver: “I like that guy’s wristwatch. Go kill him and bring it back to me.”
Us: “Ok.”
Questgiver: “Some of those people made me angry one day. Go kill like eight, no, twelve of them to make me happy. On second thought, better make it twenty to really put the fear in them.”
Us: “Ok.”
Questgiver: “That guy is really bad. No, I can’t prove it, but you should just take my word, the word of a total stranger you just met ten seconds ago, on it. Cut off his head and bring it back to me.”
Us: “Ok.”
Questgiver: “Those Hozen on their own island have some Azerite. We want that Azerite. Don’t try to trade or negotiate with them in any way. Just make them dead and take it.”
Us: “Ok.”
And so it goes …
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I don’t need proof of guilt, I just want the gold.
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Questgiver: “0/1 That Guy’s Head"
Me: “Ok”
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There’s a reason we get called murder hobos.
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Questgiver: Thanks for saving the world! Here are some shoes that don’t fit me.
It’s best you don’t overthink it.
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I am in the murder for hire business. I have bills to pay, I need food to eat, clothes to wear and something to protect me from the elements. Murder is the only skill that I have, I did try to become a teacher but Nomi came from that failed experiment. I am just out there trying to do the best job that I can and you call me a serial killer. 
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Hired killers in fact, isn’t this great??? 
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serial killers don’t kill for much reason at all. we are mercenaries! SOLDIERS OF FORTURNE! 
In 1972, Adrot was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit. This druid promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ogrimmar underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him…maybe you can hire The Meh-Team.
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We are even serial killers of sweet little critters!
Such monsters!
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
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Don’t forget the “Those people have something we want/need. Don’t trade or bargain with them, just go massacre their entire village and take it.”
“Sure! No problem!”
Wipes out entire village
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I try and skip the quests requiring me to kill animals. I’m not completely evil.
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The cycle of life can be cruel.
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I never killed anyone who didn’t deserve it.
Yeah, I pretty much have to consider most questing to be OOC.
And obviously, I need to run into more serial huggers.
